
Lil' W symbol tries to cheer up Kurt after he watches "Steel Magnolias."
Kurt: You'd have to be a robot to not cry watching that movie! -bawling-

Torrie doing her best Anna Nicole impression... or was that a Jessica Simpson..

Cheech Sr.: Oh, crap. Found the golden ticket here.
Pepe: Hey, it is MY cho-- i mean, belt!

RVD: Chocolate!
Eddie G.: HOMO!

Taker: Damn.. what was my wife's name again?

Rico: Ironic no,that young Mr. Haas has found the last 2 golden tickets which bares the resemblence of the novel of the same name. Is it not, Miss Jackie?
Jackie: Heehee,this say "Ass."

Angle: You mean nothing to me now. I don't wanna know you, don't wanna see you. Before you go out, I want you to call to let me know the street you walk on so I know not to walk there...(continues to attempt quoting GodFather..)

RVD: Whoooa.. A skunk caught a bumblebee... Taker's sh#t is awwesome...