Not satisfied with just regular Olympic Gold, Kurt Angle goes for the Special Olympic Gold Medals!
Kurt: (8)And I've leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeearned...(8) (Begins sobbing) Tito... Get me a tissue...
Torrie never knew such an innocent little fart would turn into such a noxious cloud. This is why girls don't fart.
Cena: You smell like ciga-rettes.
Torrie: What are you stupid or somethin'?
Kurt: HEY. DON'T YOU CALL HIM STUPID.
Rene:
BITCHES COME!
Suddenly, Rene began fingering Torrie while she gave Rene a handjob... Good thing the good ol' ref always carries an invisible camcorder.
Torrie: EEEEEEK!
Cena: What? What are you screaming at?
Torrie: Oh, whew... For a moment I thought you were Frankenstein...
Cena: You saying I look like Frankenstein?
*Undertaker gong*
Cena: ...Oh shit.
Rene was enthusiastic about his debut on MTV's new hit series, "MackDown." Especially after all those pointers from Austin. Game face Rene.
Rene was dead set on making Kurt a proud man by going out there and winning the Naked Olympics.
When Nunzio was announced as part of the "FBI," Chavo met him with extreme prejudice.
Chavo called off his open challenge when he was defeated in his first bout against "The World." Apparently, Cheech Marin had a nack for Ladder Matches.
D'Von: Alright, say your prayers...
(RVD blends in with his surroundings)
D'Von: What the fuck!
Bubba: WHOA! How'd you do that!?
RVD: It's this weed I smoked man, it's called "Chameleon..."
Eddie Guerrero had to restrain a homophobic RVD.
The WWE "Simon Says" tournament came to an end, with Billy the victor.
Billy: Ha-ha! The sign didn't say, "Simon Says!"
The crowd marked out when The Undertaker came out to the Castlevania theme, and began whipping torches and zombies.
Unfortunately, The Undertaker broke up with his long time woman, Sara. It was especially devastating, because he told her he never wanted to think of her again. That would put a strain on his eyeballs to avoid looking at his neck.
Booker T wasn't at all frightened by the prank Scare Tactics played on him. When they warned him that there was a huge spider on his head, he replied, "Yeah, yeah, heard that one before."
Not satisfied, they give it another go on Booker T. They told him that they slipped some vampiric blood in his drunk, and that Van Helsing was coming to get him.
But that didn't scare him either. What scared him is that Rob Van Dam could give him a bong hit that big, and that he could just sit right back up.
Jackie was the first person eliminated in the Spelling Bee, when Rico asked her to spell the word "has."
In order to counter The Bashams' ability to switch, Rico hired himself a new Tag Team partner - Mystique!
Rico: Okay, now I wanna play a little prank on Batista, but you're gonna have to trust me.
Basham: Alright, I trust ya.
Rico: *Thrust*
Basham: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Haas: Check out this shadow puppet! My hand does a great job.
Rico: (Whispering) Oh I'd like to give you a hand job...
Haas: WHAT!?
Rico: Er, I'd like to give you a hand, job well done!
(Basham and Rico kissing)
Basham: Mm, oh yes baby... Hey, what's that!?
Rico: !
Basham: You've been going down on A-Train, haven't you!
Rico: Well I-
Basham: HAVEN'T YOU!
Not being able to wait until they got back to the locker room to feel each other up, Haas and Rico tried in vain to block all the crowd's view with the Tag Team Belts.
Even though it was unwise, Eddie just
had to check Bubba's butt for a stinger.
In a valiant effort, D'Von tried to save his brother and Eddie from being made part of the collective of the new "Hoss Borg."
Bubba: Ahhh! I've got a stinger!
RVD: Hah, I'm not falling for that one!
Bubba: No, no, I have a STINGER!
RVD: Do you think I'm stupid..?
Bubba: NOT A BEE-STINGER - NERVES! STINGER!
RVD: Shit! Are you okay!? (Kneels down to help him)
Bubba: *STINGS* Haha, sucker.
RVD: Fuck you.
Kurt Angle wasn't really too anxious about taking his turn sniffing Stephanie's dildo.
Eddie: Wow man... That was some good shit... How'd you make that giant supergalactic bong in your left hand?
RVD: Oh you mean this thing? That's nothing... Hoover engine and some PVC piping, spraypaint, christmas lights, and you've got a gem...piping, spraypaint, christmas lights, and you've got a gem...
Eddie: Niiiice.
RVD: EDDIE! Wait! Do not have anal sex with that man! It's a tr-
D'Von: *STING*
Eddie: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.