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Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker
Streak vs. Career match.
Shawn Michaels comes out first along with some pyro.
Feeling hungry so just had some Omega 3 fish oil in some sort of orange flavored squeeze form, tasted somewhat disgusting.
Undertaker’s music hits, comes out from some opening in the floor on a mini elevator thing.
Walking really slow.
Undertaker walking to the ring as Shawn Michaels stares him down in the ring.
Entrance finally over after around 4.5 mins.
Undertaker seems real tan/red.
They stare each other down in the ring.
Shawn Michaels makes some cut throat gesture which “pisses off” Undertaker. He rushes at HBK but HBK moves and they exchange chops. Crowd does the “whooo” thing.
Taker throws Michaels into the corner and he does his flip thing.
Undertaker does the walk on the rope jump down thing.
Seems to have “hurt” his knee.
Goes for a chokeslam but Michaels fights back and goes after Taker’s knee.
Taker suddenly grabs HBK and goes for the Tombstone but Michaels counters.
Chokeslam attempt, Michaels breaks it.
Michaels goes for the Sweet Chin Music but Undertaker blocks it with his arms I guess.
Michaels attacks Taker’s knee and stomps on it in the corner.
Undertaker fights back again and clotheslines Michaels to the outside. Acts like he is going to jump over onto the outside but Michaels runs in before he can and shoulder blocks his knee, then continues to work on it but Taker knocks him outside. Drives HBK into the steel post on the outside.
Taker leg drops HBK on the apron.
He takes like 45 seconds outside, and by the time he gets back in, Michaels knocks him down and locks on a figure four leg lock.
Slim Jim logo on the titantron, genuinely want one right now.
FUcking starving.
Crowd is dead.
Taker breaks the figure four.
They “exchange blows.”
Michaels is knocked down but does his jumping up thing but is immediately grabbed and chokeslammed by the Undertaker, but he kicks out. Goes for the Tombstone but Michaels counters and locks on an ankle lock.
Undertaker is in “searing” pain. Finally breaks free but Michaels clotheslines him to the outside.
Michaels tries to do some acrobatic move from the middle rope to the outside but is caught by Taker and he Tombstones him.
Random shot of the entranceway for 3 seconds for some reason.
Undertaker rolls HBK into the ring after like 2 mins and goes for the pin but he kicks out.
Undertaker goes for “the last ride” and he hits it. Actually no he “countered” it apparently. Michaels went for the pin but Taker kicked out.
Michaels to the top rope… elbow drop but falls right into Taker’s knees.
Both are down and hurt.
Taker suddenly locks on the “Hell’s Gate” but Michaels gets out of it and rolls Taker up but he kicks out.
SWEET CHIN MUSIC out of nowhere… near fall.
Crowd into the match now.
Some guy with ICP makeup in the crowd. Might be Joker makeup actually, can’t tell.
Goes for the sweet chin music again but Taker blocks it and kicks Michaels in the stomach… LAST RIDE.
1… 2… no.
Taker picks up Michaels and throws him outside.
Takes off the top of the regular announce table and the monitors.
Spanish announce table is “chillin.”
Undertaker goes for the last ride onto the table but Michaels hits the sweet chin music and Undertaker falls into the table.
Michaels starts to climb the top rope…
MOONSAULT off the top onto the announce table. Pretty good.
Michaels rolls Taker into the ring. Lawler keeps talking about how Undertaker’s leg is “broken” as he stands up and puts a ton of weight on his leg.
Sweet chin music.
Kick out.
“How on earth could the Undertaker… kick out… of sweet chin music?” – Michael Cole
Michaels waiting again for sweet chin music as Undertaker gets up… but Taker grabs him by the throat and CHOKESLAM.
Undertaker goes for the Tombstone…
“Nails it.”
Puts Michaels’s arms to his chest to “put him to rest.”
1… 2… nope.
Undertaker “can’t believe it.”
Undertaker pulls down his straps. Looks “mad gay.”
Makes a cut throat gesture as Michaels crawls around, trying to get up. Undertaker looks “disheartened.” Shouts at Michaels to stay down as Michaels gets up, weakly grabbing at Undertaker’s body…
Shawn Michaels makes a cut throat gesture and Taker looks “furious.”
Michaels SLAPS Undertaker.
Undertaker is “livid.”
Nails Michaels… hits the TOMBSTONE.
Shawn Michaels’s career is over.
Winner: The Undertaker
Aftermath
Undertaker’s music plays as he stands over Michaels’s body.
“18-0″ is displayed on the Titrantron and there is a shit load of pyro everywhere, including on the outside of the stadium.
The Undertaker grabs Shawn Michaels and helps him up and extends his hand… they shake hands in an “emotional moment.” Crowd cheers.
Undertaker rolls out of the ring and Shawn Michaels stands alone in the ring as the crowd is on their feet and chants “HBK.”
Michaels waves to the crowd and blows kisses, looks like he is going to cry or is crying.
Damn.
Gets on his knees and looks to “the heavens.”
Mouths thank you, rolls out of the ring, embracing and greeting the crowd as he walks down the aisle.
Says “gonna drive my kids nuts in three weeks.”
Crowd keeps cheering.
Some chant “HBK”
Embraces some guy in front of another guy who has a sign that says “This match sponsored by AARP.” Seems to “not see” the sign.
Waves to the crowd. Lawler says, “Shawn… it’s over… goodbye. We’ll miss you.”
Michaels walks backstage as the show fades to black.
Thanks for joining me tonight you guys! Hope you enjoyed it and maybe learned a thing or two along the way. It’s been a great ride. Goodnight.
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