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Originally Posted by Shadow
Because you touch yourself at night.
We call that a..*sunglasses*..Shadow Burn.
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I don't understand how you can call this a burn? Your comebacks are unoriginal, and sound like the words of a 16 year old. Everything you have said has been an insult to your own intelligence. Proving that your suffer from mental retardation. You see I'm not trying to call you a "retard". But merely inform the forum of your disability. Here are a few signs that prove you suffer from such a disability. Both adults and children with mental retardation exhibit from the following characteristics:
* Delays in oral language development: An example would simply be your comebacks, and your inability to control font size.
* Deficits in memory skills: You clearly don't remember in school that a shadow is a dark image or shape cast on a surface by the interception of light rays by an opaque body. Not the actual light rays themselves. Thus it is impossible for a shadow to burn anything
* Difficulty learning social rules: Which may explain your inability to make friends outside of the internet
* Difficulty with problem solving skills: A perfect example would be your 100% certainty and Yoshi Tatsu will one day win the WWE World Title. If you did have these problem skills, then you would be able to comprehend why this simply, is not possible.
* Delays in the development of adaptive behaviors such as self-help or self-care skills: Your mother still helps you get dressed in the morning and wipes your ass.
So when talking to Shadow ladies and gentlemen. It's important that you don't call him names like "retard", or "moron", or "fucking inbred monkey dingleberry hanging from a monkey's ass". This is both offensive and hurtful towards those who suffer from mental retardation. Shadow, I personally just wanted to let you know that your a real "special" champion. And I'm so proud of all of the challenges you have overcome in life. The fact that you have finally learned to pour your own bowl of Lucky Charms, with out getting milk all over the table is inspiring. Yes, yes I know shadow....
"marshmallows"