1) "The Funk" A wrestler who never bathes with mass amount of body hair who uses his bear hug/body odor combo to force opponents to submit. Similar to Bastion Booger, except this isn't just accidental or lack of hygiene. This is strategic. We'd see weekly vignettes where The Funk rolls around in parmesian or runs on a treadmill then covers himself in mulch.
2) I like darker character, so I'd want a masked wrestler who constantly talks about the meaningless of life. He would go on and on about there being no god, no meaning, no reason in the world, just random series of events. The horror of the world isn't in the carnage that man creates, but in the very chaos of it all. Poverty, insanity, death, disease, crib death: nothing has any rhyme or reason. He would be ultra violent and would be frightening to dela with because there would never be any explanation or any mercy.
I'd call him "The Question" ( "Life, death, pleasure pain..I have no reasons. i am not the answer...I am only..The Question!")
I love Alan Moore's comic book The Watchmen, so I'd want his mask to look like his character Rorschach: all whit with black splotches similar to the Rorschach ink test.
