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**PapaGeorgio** · 04-10-2010, 08:16 PM

1) It was the wrong day. It was the wrong city. It was the wrong car. - The Old West of the Olden Day. This is a movie all about cowboys and time machines. A little kid is in his Cozy Cope one day, and is peddling his little feet faster than ever then VOOM VOOM VAAAAAAM he goes back in time to Cowboy times RIGHT as the Sheriff was killed. The town is scared of him so they immediately offer him position of Sheriff. Which is when a kid in a Hummer electric car thing comes back in time to, and he is the villian. The kids battle back and forth until they call for a shoot out in Springfield. But they both go to different Springfields!!! Then they say ok haha we messed up, lets just do it the last day in February. BUT IT WAS A LEAP YEAR and one kid didn't know it. THe hilarity ensues from there!!!!!!

2) He really would give you the shirt off his back. "Hot Lova" It deals with a volcano and is a romantic comedy hens the hilarious pun in LOVA. This guy is all over this one dude, yeah its a gay romantic comedy. And like omg lava is coming everywhere, quick give me your shirt. And he does. Then a few years later the guy brings that shirt and uses it as an engagement ring, but the LAVA LORDS have banned gay marriage in Lavacity, so tehy don't live happily ever after...or do they. Mad cliffhanger at the end we find out a LAVA LORD is actually gay too, sets up for sequal.

3) They knew the rules. They knew the penalty. "Toddler Hockey" This is another vehicle for the little 2 kids from the first movie to star in. Think of them as like the old guys from Grumpy Old Men, but as little kids. They hockey it up and shit, dunno pretty basic movie cause the kids are hilarious. They are like the Will Ferrell and shit of their genteration

4) Has jury duty ever been this hairy? "Harry and the Hendersons go to Court!" Its found out the dad from the Hendersons raped someone. So they get Harry to be a jury member to get him off on a hung jury (Homage to that John Cusak jury movie that's how Harry gets on the jury panel). The hilarity ensues as all the evidence stacks up against the Dad Henderson, but Harry finds him NOT guilty, and eventually he 12 angry mens the jury to get everyone to find him NOT GUILTY, which is better than the teased hung jury.

5) In the city that never sleeps, one man has been asleep for the last decade. He's about to wake up. "Who Woke Rufus Up?" This movie stars one of the little kids too, he just turned 13, and he's been in a coma for 10 years. He wants REVENGE. Its a Sci Fi flick and during the coma they experimented on him and fed him all this information so he is SUPER smart, i'm talking like a 10th grade reading level smart!!!!! This is an action adventure film for him, as he's tired of getting typcasted as a comedy role only.

6) You miss one deadline and you're late. You miss two deadlines and you're dead. "Rufus, What Did You Do??????" This is a sequel to film 5. But the kid didn't want to sign on for it again, so they casted the other little kid from the previous movies. Since he is so smart he is like 14 know but has a job in an office. IT's a comedy action film now too. He forgets to file some reports and now some people want him DEAD. So he hilarious escapes them and outwits them using things a 14 year old would like twitter and WoW.

7) When she said, "I do," she had no idea who was watching..."WILLIS"
This is like the movie Teeth but the opposite. Instead of a man eating vagina, its now a snake like dick. The guy is a virgin and that and all religious, so on their honeymoon the girl is like umm wtf is up with your snake dick. And then the snake is like stfu woman, and its like a comedy horror film with the snake dick being hilairous. Voiced by the gay LAVA LORD guy.

8) This city's foundation is about to rock. "CONSTRUCTION BAND" This is an animation film, filled with a bunch of construction trucks and shit like that. Except when the people leave for the day (treating them like slaves is the deep part of this film), but when they leave the Trucks rock out in a band. But then some little kid (voiced by kid 1) finds them rocking out and is like you guys ROCK!!!!!!!!! So they record records but nobody knows they are really trucks, but eventually the world finds out and accepts them for who they are.

9) Opening this summer. "HOT LOVA 2: DID SOMEONE TURN ON THE HEAT?" That's right, they are back!!!!! The much anticipated sequal to Hot Lova, tune in to find out!!!!!

10) A doctor. A lawyer. A surgery. A lawsuit. "Rufus Meets The Hendersons Who Introduce Him To Harry" Rufus is like 20 now and a Doctor. Dad Henderson is going to get his dick cut off for the rapings. THey meet up, but uh oh what goes wrong, he accidently attaches the dick to the Dad's forehead. Harry liked court so much he became a lawyer. They all go to court. A lot of the Jury Members come back too. Also the Judge is the other little kid who originally was Rufus in the first film. This is the first time in like 5 years those kids are on screen together!!!

04-10-2010, 08:16 PM	#2
PapaGeorgio 2015 TPWW FANTASY CHAMP Posts: 4,861	1) It was the wrong day. It was the wrong city. It was the wrong car. - The Old West of the Olden Day. This is a movie all about cowboys and time machines. A little kid is in his Cozy Cope one day, and is peddling his little feet faster than ever then VOOM VOOM VAAAAAAM he goes back in time to Cowboy times RIGHT as the Sheriff was killed. The town is scared of him so they immediately offer him position of Sheriff. Which is when a kid in a Hummer electric car thing comes back in time to, and he is the villian. The kids battle back and forth until they call for a shoot out in Springfield. But they both go to different Springfields!!! Then they say ok haha we messed up, lets just do it the last day in February. BUT IT WAS A LEAP YEAR and one kid didn't know it. THe hilarity ensues from there!!!!!! 2) He really would give you the shirt off his back. "Hot Lova" It deals with a volcano and is a romantic comedy hens the hilarious pun in LOVA. This guy is all over this one dude, yeah its a gay romantic comedy. And like omg lava is coming everywhere, quick give me your shirt. And he does. Then a few years later the guy brings that shirt and uses it as an engagement ring, but the LAVA LORDS have banned gay marriage in Lavacity, so tehy don't live happily ever after...or do they. Mad cliffhanger at the end we find out a LAVA LORD is actually gay too, sets up for sequal. 3) They knew the rules. They knew the penalty. "Toddler Hockey" This is another vehicle for the little 2 kids from the first movie to star in. Think of them as like the old guys from Grumpy Old Men, but as little kids. They hockey it up and shit, dunno pretty basic movie cause the kids are hilarious. They are like the Will Ferrell and shit of their genteration 4) Has jury duty ever been this hairy? "Harry and the Hendersons go to Court!" Its found out the dad from the Hendersons raped someone. So they get Harry to be a jury member to get him off on a hung jury (Homage to that John Cusak jury movie that's how Harry gets on the jury panel). The hilarity ensues as all the evidence stacks up against the Dad Henderson, but Harry finds him NOT guilty, and eventually he 12 angry mens the jury to get everyone to find him NOT GUILTY, which is better than the teased hung jury. 5) In the city that never sleeps, one man has been asleep for the last decade. He's about to wake up. "Who Woke Rufus Up?" This movie stars one of the little kids too, he just turned 13, and he's been in a coma for 10 years. He wants REVENGE. Its a Sci Fi flick and during the coma they experimented on him and fed him all this information so he is SUPER smart, i'm talking like a 10th grade reading level smart!!!!! This is an action adventure film for him, as he's tired of getting typcasted as a comedy role only. 6) You miss one deadline and you're late. You miss two deadlines and you're dead. "Rufus, What Did You Do??????" This is a sequel to film 5. But the kid didn't want to sign on for it again, so they casted the other little kid from the previous movies. Since he is so smart he is like 14 know but has a job in an office. IT's a comedy action film now too. He forgets to file some reports and now some people want him DEAD. So he hilarious escapes them and outwits them using things a 14 year old would like twitter and WoW. 7) When she said, "I do," she had no idea who was watching..."WILLIS" This is like the movie Teeth but the opposite. Instead of a man eating vagina, its now a snake like dick. The guy is a virgin and that and all religious, so on their honeymoon the girl is like umm wtf is up with your snake dick. And then the snake is like stfu woman, and its like a comedy horror film with the snake dick being hilairous. Voiced by the gay LAVA LORD guy. 8) This city's foundation is about to rock. "CONSTRUCTION BAND" This is an animation film, filled with a bunch of construction trucks and shit like that. Except when the people leave for the day (treating them like slaves is the deep part of this film), but when they leave the Trucks rock out in a band. But then some little kid (voiced by kid 1) finds them rocking out and is like you guys ROCK!!!!!!!!! So they record records but nobody knows they are really trucks, but eventually the world finds out and accepts them for who they are. 9) Opening this summer. "HOT LOVA 2: DID SOMEONE TURN ON THE HEAT?" That's right, they are back!!!!! The much anticipated sequal to Hot Lova, tune in to find out!!!!! 10) A doctor. A lawyer. A surgery. A lawsuit. "Rufus Meets The Hendersons Who Introduce Him To Harry" Rufus is like 20 now and a Doctor. Dad Henderson is going to get his dick cut off for the rapings. THey meet up, but uh oh what goes wrong, he accidently attaches the dick to the Dad's forehead. Harry liked court so much he became a lawyer. They all go to court. A lot of the Jury Members come back too. Also the Judge is the other little kid who originally was Rufus in the first film. This is the first time in like 5 years those kids are on screen together!!!