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**Kane Knight** · 12-23-2003, 09:46 PM

[QUOTE=trnbuckle]Yep, even though it was a recap show, they still had photos, so if you want to caption, go right ahead:

Wolverine suddenly wonders why his adamantium claws aren't working.

Jericho would not appreciate finding out it was not a cop, but HBK, and it was not a gun, but...

"Okay, I'm not Wolverine. Maybe I'm Spider-Man."

Jericho tried his hardest, but couldn't pull the street Pizza formerly known as Shawn Michaels off the canvas.

Ref: Why can't I find someone that devoted to me?

The embarrassment. First she was compared to trash, now she was expected to put some over....

Angered at the decision, Victoria tries to save Trish by pulling her out of the Trash can's way...(Lame one, I know...)

Moments later, Victoria and Richards reliased the horrible truth...Flair had gotten ahold of Rhyno's crazy glue...

King tries to hide his "Interest" while an oblivious Coach recalls how he injured his arm carrying HHH's ego...

Thinking Rob used his new finishing maneuver--The Van Tokinator--And made bongs out of both his opponent AND the ladder.

...Though he would later come to regret where he put the openings...

CHRISTIAN: You bit my ARM OFF! That is SO not cool!

Rob: Dude, chill!

"Glass ceiling? I don't see a..." *WHACK!*

"So you see, Goldberg, the longterm rammifications of this process are..."

Goldberg vowed to return wrestling to it's naked roots.

"We are not offended by our nudity, we just refuse to look upon a lesser body..."

"My My, bill. have you been working out?"

Goldberg enjoyed the Rock's own "enhancements."

What? There's someone behind me? What? 50 feet tall? What?

Contrary to his badass image, Steve Austin surrendered to the cops when their snipers turned on the spots...

"Stone Cold's got one last request...Could you wind my watch?"

The crowd booed. It was unfair of Shane to sneak attack Kane while he was trying to sound out �MBULANCE."

"Wow. My hair's a mess."

"And now, the team of Kane and Shane McMahon will attempt the first ever...Running 69..."

Rock couldn't believe that Hurrican�s "hurrivision" really HAD burned a hole through his crotch...

"Hunter! That wasn't funny having me declared dead in Cleveland!"

"That's what you get for telling Vince I've decided to job to Goldberg after all..."

That night, they both acheived greatness. Hunter proved that he would fight anyone for his title, and Ric Flair proved that he was able to sleep standing up...

Flair, however, wasn't fond of playtime, and would NOT play Pattycake with Hunter.

Flair had to be punished for suggesting HHH defend his title against someone born in the same century as him.

Rock's Heel turn was complete when he performed his newest song, "If you like Freedom, t hank a Frenchman..."

When booker found out he'd be carrying Steiner in this match, he didn't think it would be so literally.

Stone Cold liked Rocky's song so much that he decided to sing an a capella version.

As a result, he left the ring in haste, flipping off whoever threw the beer cans at his head...

12-23-2003, 09:46 PM	#3
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	[QUOTE=trnbuckle]Yep, even though it was a recap show, they still had photos, so if you want to caption, go right ahead: Wolverine suddenly wonders why his adamantium claws aren't working. Jericho would not appreciate finding out it was not a cop, but HBK, and it was not a gun, but... "Okay, I'm not Wolverine. Maybe I'm Spider-Man." Jericho tried his hardest, but couldn't pull the street Pizza formerly known as Shawn Michaels off the canvas. Ref: Why can't I find someone that devoted to me? The embarrassment. First she was compared to trash, now she was expected to put some over.... Angered at the decision, Victoria tries to save Trish by pulling her out of the Trash can's way...(Lame one, I know...) Moments later, Victoria and Richards reliased the horrible truth...Flair had gotten ahold of Rhyno's crazy glue... King tries to hide his "Interest" while an oblivious Coach recalls how he injured his arm carrying HHH's ego... Thinking Rob used his new finishing maneuver--The Van Tokinator--And made bongs out of both his opponent AND the ladder. ...Though he would later come to regret where he put the openings... CHRISTIAN: You bit my ARM OFF! That is SO not cool! Rob: Dude, chill! "Glass ceiling? I don't see a..." WHACK! "So you see, Goldberg, the longterm rammifications of this process are..." Goldberg vowed to return wrestling to it's naked roots. "We are not offended by our nudity, we just refuse to look upon a lesser body..." "My My, bill. have you been working out?" Goldberg enjoyed the Rock's own "enhancements." What? There's someone behind me? What? 50 feet tall? What? Contrary to his badass image, Steve Austin surrendered to the cops when their snipers turned on the spots... "Stone Cold's got one last request...Could you wind my watch?" The crowd booed. It was unfair of Shane to sneak attack Kane while he was trying to sound out �MBULANCE." "Wow. My hair's a mess." "And now, the team of Kane and Shane McMahon will attempt the first ever...Running 69..." Rock couldn't believe that Hurrican�s "hurrivision" really HAD burned a hole through his crotch... "Hunter! That wasn't funny having me declared dead in Cleveland!" "That's what you get for telling Vince I've decided to job to Goldberg after all..." That night, they both acheived greatness. Hunter proved that he would fight anyone for his title, and Ric Flair proved that he was able to sleep standing up... Flair, however, wasn't fond of playtime, and would NOT play Pattycake with Hunter. Flair had to be punished for suggesting HHH defend his title against someone born in the same century as him. Rock's Heel turn was complete when he performed his newest song, "If you like Freedom, t hank a Frenchman..." When booker found out he'd be carrying Steiner in this match, he didn't think it would be so literally. Stone Cold liked Rocky's song so much that he decided to sing an a capella version. As a result, he left the ring in haste, flipping off whoever threw the beer cans at his head...