Ok, so I didnt do the smackdown 1's, but i'll do these ones.
Y2J had to stand there and wonder how HBK could do that and not split his pants.
sorry, but this needs a gay joke
Y2J: Come On Michaels, Take me right up the ass
HBK tried to hide his emotions when he realised that his pants finally gave way.
With HBK's pants split, Y2J had to look away
HBK: Chris, thank you for not laughing at my pants.
Y2J:
Trish found the perfect place to put her Oscar The Grouch hat
Victoria: Hey, an Oscar The Grouch hat. I want one.
Victoria squirmed when she realised she was getting peed on
Victoria: Stevie, you might not wanna touch that leg
Steven: Why not?
Victoria: Dont Worry
Stacy was wondering if she could get an ass like Coach's
The only thing that was carrying this match was the ladder
With his vision blocked, RVD didnt know where to find the nearest drug dealer
RVD: Hey, dude, you have a third nipple
RVD: HEY MA, GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!!
Goldberg didnt know what to do after he found out he had to job to The Gobbledy Gooker
Goldberg couldnt take it anymore. The pressure inside finally gave...
...Unfortunately, The Rock was on then wrong end
Goldberg wasnt finished yet. The Rock could deffinately smell what Goldberg had been cookin'
Goldberg was so close to that giant ice cream, he could taste it
Sign: "Stone Cold Drank All My Beer"
He started sobering up when he realised he had two hands
Stone Colds new gimmick: the guy with the Go-Go-Gadget Wrist Phone
Trish foolishly left her hat in the middle of the entranceway, only to have Shane O'Mac trip over it
Shane: Hey, this ass cream really does get rid of acne
It was burping time for Shane, but Kane held him the wrong way up.
Rock: Dammit, GET OFF MY FOOT!!
Ric: Trips look out, you've got a 'RAW Moment' logo on you.
Ric was dumbfounded when he noticed Trips hadn't got the logo off yet.
Trips: Hey Goldberg, you're really gettin out of shape.
Nick Patrick wanted his own pair of HHH tights.
The Rock wasnt impressed with his Bagpipe Backup
Steiner tried gettin the lid off his cookie jar
Stone Colds version of "Come All Ye Faithful" was a big hit
Austin tells the crowd how many matchs he won this year