HBK was such a trooper: even when his pants ripped at the crotch, he knew that the show must indeed go on.
HBK: "Well, Chris, I'm impressed... but there's still no way in hell that I'm dancing to the Humpty Dance."
The full moon was out, and suddenly 19,000 fans became frightfully aware of Shawn's lycanthropy.
Surrepitously, a bold fan decides to give the ref a noogie.
As HBK and Y2J congratulated each other on the best match of the year, the ref was rather miffed that no one appreciated his C3PO impersonation.
Trish calls in a tag from her old ally: Oscar the Grouch!
Sadly, Oscar was of no use after he was speared into the turnbuckle.
Trish tried furiously to shake Victoria off her foot, but to no avail. That woman had strong molars.
The whole audience retched as Steven Richards began to sing: "You can leave your hat on."
Coach: "To be or not to be. That is the question..."
Stacy: "Ooooh. A man who can think. I like that. As opposed to..."
King: "So, Stacy, you don't mind if I dial 9-1-1, do you? Ha ha!"
Christian tried to vain to escape through the crowd via "Ladder Bridge", but RVD was there to stop him.
RVD: "Damn you! You told me marijuana was legal in Canada!"
RVD: "Hey, I don't care about the IC Title. Just give me back my nickel."
Christian: "No. Muhahahaha!"
RVD: "What the.... Godammit! I know I saw an IC title up here somewhere!'
[offscreen]: "Now, Goldberg, since you're an obvious rip-off of Stone Cold Steve Austin, we've written into your contract that you must wrestle in embarassingly flamboyant shorts."
Goldberg: "I... see."
The WWE front office started worrying about the marketability of Goldberg when he started having staring contests with ants.
The crowd always loved the Rock, no matter what he did: whether it was the People's Eyebrow, the Rock Concert, or --- in this case --- the People's Snot Bubble.
Rock: "No, no, Bill it's like this --- left foot in, right foot out, left foot in
then you shake it all about."
Goldberg was such a clown. He could never resist making funny faces at the photographer.
"Steve, this is your conscience speaking. Whatever you do, don't to the co-GM angle. It's been done to death.... STEVE! Stop playing with that chain, dammit --- I'm talking to you!"
But enough of this... let's go hang gliding!
"God. Doesn't Rhyno ever get sick of this sh*t?"
Kane: "Where... where did this ambulance come from?"
Shane: "I... think it's haunted!"
Kane: "Do you think we should check it out?"
Shane: "You go first!"
Kane: "AAAAAAAhHHHHHHHH!!!"
Shane: "Wow. Ambulances have windows in the back? Who woulda thunk it?"
As El Santo tries to think up of any caption that has no homosexual connotations, he implodes. Quite messily.
In the spirit of Christmas, Rock does his impersonation of the Grinch. Hurricane is not impressed.
Ric: "C'mon, Hunter, are you going to help me get my Depends off the top of that cabinet or what?"
The ref couldn't help but stare. Those tights were so gay....
HHH: "If you let me retain the title, Ric, I'll give you ... this whole vial of Viagra!"
Ric: "Hmmmm...."
The ref realizes that he really shouldn't've had that prune juice before the match.
(Note: Loopy's Samurai Driver caption owns!)
Rock: "Look's like Raw's running a bit late tonight, so management's requested that I clear out the arena, pronto. And I know just the song. Ladies and gentlemen: Tiptoe Through the Tulips."
Booker: "For the last time, I am not giving you a piggyback ride!"
SCSA: "Hey, Scott... dibs on next."
Minutes later, Stone Cold was fined $150 for littering.