Realizing Hunter's betrayal, HBK cried out in pain and agony as the glass ceiling closed down upon him.
Michaels: "Simon says do a leg stretch and touch your head with your left hand."
Jericho: "Yes sir!"
Michaels: "Wow, this holding wrestlers down thing is fun!"
"The Ringwraith Kid," Smeagol Michaels was met with mixed reviews.
Sometimes, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Ref: "Oh dammit, now we're gonna get a barrage of HGA jokes with this pic."
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Jericho got his revenge for the Simon Says bit later when he pasted a large "Convert Me" sign on Shawn's back.
Trish knew Vince treated the women's division like it was trash. She just never thought he'd be so open about it.
Victoria pulled off the craziest counter ever, reacting to Trish's kick by stealing her shows.
Victoria was touched. Steven Richards had decided to make himself visible this time when he groped her!
(to sort of steal a caption from last week)
King grinned as she fingered Stacy's ass, but Stacy just looked to the side, blushing, and took it. She was used to being screwed.
RVD: "Hey, if you put your head to the ladder, you can hear the ocean!"
Christian: "I don't think it works quite like that..."
When drug control started cracking down, RVD resorted to hiding his stash in very unique places, such as up Christian's tights.
Moments later, Christian knocked RVD down and reached up for the belt. Much to his dismay, an invisible force field seemed to inhibit his reach. Both Rob and Christian stared on in horror as the belt started to retract upward and the haunting laughter of a certain World Champion started echoing throughout the arena.
RVD looked up with delight. The aliens had finally returned to take him back.
Goldberg: "a..a...
A... buh... buh..
B... suh... suh... shit."
The writers weren't so sure how the fans would react to a new uruk-hai wrestler, but what the hell.
Ahhhhhhhhh... the Rock could smell the ratings...
...plummeting...
Rock's dance lessons with Goldberg, as part of the Tutor-a-Mentor Program, weren't going to well.
Bill was understandably grossed out by the fact that the Rock had pecs on his chest AND his back.
Austin always a bit paranoid whenever he was being stalked by Giant Austin.
It had taken a lot of sweat and tears, but Austin finally got his giant black licorice.
Kane didn't want to return to the medical profession, but that evil Shane kept pushing him forward and forward...
Shane had to get the business to the hospital before everything perished--and fast!
Shane knew he should have practiced the victory roll more.
The Rock reacts to news of Goldberg's new Santa movie.
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Rock: ........................ UH, OH!
OR
Rock: "Shanniqua wants my strudle????!!!!"
Flair may have been assimilated, but that still didn't put a damper on his hyperactive spirits.
The ref still couldn't figure out how Hunter ever agreed to wear a corset for the match.
Hunter (loudly): "Hey Ric! Job to me!"
Today's job is brought to you by the letter H... or maybe it's K.
Steiner made out on his new gimmick: celebrity actress abuser.
After a long bout where both participants just stood there, the Hardcore Ladder Match between Pepsi and Diet Pepsi was declared a draw.