Microsoft Conference Highlights:
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CoD Black Ops dazzles like a summer blockbuster.
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Metal Gear Solid Rising is looking sharp.
- Gears of War 3 brings on new enemies, new kills.
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Fable 3 crowns you king.
- Halo Reach sends you to orbital battles.
- SKITTLES!
- ESPN on Live.
- Control the Xbox dashboard with nothing but your voice and hands. Laziness redefined.
- Cute twins cam-chat about gamerscores that are "100% legit".
- Cute Asians girls dance, jump around, race, and play with Tiger kittens.
- Kinect drops Nov. 4th. New Xbox 360 Model drops... in a few days!
EA Conference Highlights:
- Need For Speed Hot Pursuit brings it back to basics.
- Dead Space 2 makes church scary (moreso)
- EA Fitness (see Kinect presentation).
- MMA wants to celebrate the sport rather than a brand.
- Madden 11 eases playcalling, cause it was so hard before.
- Medal of Honor Modern Warfare 3.
- Crysis 2 is very pretty.
- The Old Republic has a great prerendered trailer.
Ubisoft Conference Highlights:
- A host who knows these companies are losing their mind.
- Assassins Creed Brotherhood.
- Driver's back in San Fran.
- Rayman Origins returns to 2D style.
- Raving Rabbids does some time traveling.
- Black chick exercises a bit more.
- Ghost Recon Future Soldier is HAWT.
- Laser tag. No really.
- What appears to be a breathing coach 'game'. No really.
- Shaun White aims to make the world colorful via skateboarding in the air.
- White kids honor the King of Pop in the most random stage performance ever.
Nintendo Conference Highlights:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hasney
FUCK EVERYTHING. NINTENDO WINS THE DECADE.
FUCKING KIRBY BITCHES.
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Sony Conference Highlights:
- 3D is awesome, if you could afford it.
- Move turns you into Harry Potter and you'll like it.
- Twisted Metal returns with new gameplay and wild designs.
- Lil Nigga schools you on PSP.
- GoW prequel on PSP.
- PSN premium is on par with XBL, but pay up.
- Killzone 3 ups the action, scope of the series.
- Crossover game puts Sony's mascots in a Move enabled game.
- LittleBigPlanet 2 is nigh boundless.
- GTA 5 is coming, and it looks
so real.
- Many multiplatform games will be 3D enabled.
- AssCreed Brotherhood's beta PSN exclusive.
Wednesday June 16th:
1PM (PDT) - Konami Conference - 4PM (EST), 8PM (GMT), 9PM (BST), 10PM (CET), 5AM Thursday (JST).