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Announcer: Sick of dentist who are only interested in safe,
legal dentistry. Then come to the Kane Yankem Dentisty Service. There, Head Dentist Kane Yankem will use a number of ways to work on your mouth, including rusty tools, dangerous surgery, gasoline, and lots of fire. Also at the Kane Yakem Dentistry Service, Dr. Kane Yankem feels no need to use anastetics. He thinks they are for pussys. But don't take our work on how great the Kane Yankem Dentistry Service is...just ask this satisfied priso...patient...
Lita: The Kane Yankem Dentistry Service is great. Not only did he pull out teeth with painful cavities...he painfully pull out teeth with with no cavities or problems at all.
Matt: I would also like to thank Dr. Yankem. While I was never a patient of Dr. Kane Yankem, it is because of him that I never have to worry about a botched blow-job from this clumsy bitch. Thanks Dr. Kane Yankem.
Kane Yankem: So the next time you want to make a dentist apointment, make it with the Kane Yankem Dentistry Service. Remember, I might not be a real dentist...but I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night.
WARNING: All deals made with the Kane Yankem Dentistry Service is final. Any attempts in sueing the Kane Yankem Dentistry Service will result in you being thrown in a hole and burned alive.