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**loopydate** · 05-04-2004, 05:54 PM

In tonight's "What If WWE Booked World War II..."

America has Japan down for the count, when Italy runs in for the save! But, instead of helping Japan, Italy...bursts into really painful opera to torture their former allies!

BAHGAWDDAMNTHOSEWOPSDAMNTHEMTOHELL!

Here you see the undisputed Interpretive HGA Champions.

RANDY: That's right, Banner! You have a GIRL'S tattoo on your bellybutton!
BANNER: You're making me angry...

The Charlie Haas School of Chiropractics had been looking for someone to run their RAW practice. Eureka!

Midcarders - Robots in Disguise!

"Look! I made mine into a table!"
"That's a lame toy, let's go shoot up!"

And lo, Janus did say unto them: Thou art a HOMO!

Kane's "Riding a bus" mime routine was always a big hit.

KANE: Oh, my God! Now it's raining the future!

MATT: So...do you like my new oxstar pants?

LITA: I don't know about this, Vince.
VINCE: Nonsense, Lita. The Bride got herself out of a coffin. And you're a WAY better fighter than her!
LITA: Ow!
VINCE: What?
LITA: I just botched being inside a box...

And, voila! Lita's boo-boo went bye-bye!

*Whistling* This is Bob...

XIAN: I know it was you, Chris. You broke my--
TYSON: Hasn't this been done?

XIAN: Did he just botch sitting down?
TYSON: The Lita Virus is out!
XIAN: Call Bauer! Quarantine the building!

LITA: I had this horrible dream! People were making fun of my ability to wrestle! I'm so glad to be awake, Matt.
MATT: ...yeah.

The Gail/Victoria match was going very well, but no one could quite figure out what Carol Kane's character from "The Princess Bride" was doing at ringside.

Poor Victoria. Not only was she getting choked out, she got a Spike in her hand.

Stupid HHH holding down the Women's division. Their crucifices aren't even invisible.

GAIL: Ref, go get me a sandwich.
REF: Yes, ma'a--um. Hold on a second.
GAIL: Why?
REF: I'm, uh... Having trouble standing up.

JAMIIIIIIIIIIE!

REF: Hey! There's a hole in your head!
Poke
CHRIS: OW!
Poke
CHRIS: DAMMIT!
Poke
CHRIS (thinking): I almost miss Earl just arbitrarily ringing the bell.

REF: Woof! Woof!

Stupid FCC...

And the Ugly Duckling looked into his reflection in the belt and realized...that fucking Fairy Godmother didn't do shit!

HHH: Oh, so you're a fly, huh? You think you're better than me, you stupid garbage eater! Squish! That'll teach you to upstage me on MY show!

---

Goddamn, those sucked.

05-04-2004, 05:54 PM	#15
loopydate FIT Challenge Slag People Posts: 13,816	In tonight's "What If WWE Booked World War II..." America has Japan down for the count, when Italy runs in for the save! But, instead of helping Japan, Italy...bursts into really painful opera to torture their former allies! BAHGAWDDAMNTHOSEWOPSDAMNTHEMTOHELL! Here you see the undisputed Interpretive HGA Champions. RANDY: That's right, Banner! You have a GIRL'S tattoo on your bellybutton! BANNER: You're making me angry... The Charlie Haas School of Chiropractics had been looking for someone to run their RAW practice. Eureka! Midcarders - Robots in Disguise! "Look! I made mine into a table!" "That's a lame toy, let's go shoot up!" And lo, Janus did say unto them: Thou art a HOMO! Kane's "Riding a bus" mime routine was always a big hit. KANE: Oh, my God! Now it's raining the future! MATT: So...do you like my new oxstar pants? LITA: I don't know about this, Vince. VINCE: Nonsense, Lita. The Bride got herself out of a coffin. And you're a WAY better fighter than her! LITA: Ow! VINCE: What? LITA: I just botched being inside a box... And, voila! Lita's boo-boo went bye-bye! Whistling This is Bob... XIAN: I know it was you, Chris. You broke my-- TYSON: Hasn't this been done? XIAN: Did he just botch sitting down? TYSON: The Lita Virus is out! XIAN: Call Bauer! Quarantine the building! LITA: I had this horrible dream! People were making fun of my ability to wrestle! I'm so glad to be awake, Matt. MATT: ...yeah. The Gail/Victoria match was going very well, but no one could quite figure out what Carol Kane's character from "The Princess Bride" was doing at ringside. Poor Victoria. Not only was she getting choked out, she got a Spike in her hand. Stupid HHH holding down the Women's division. Their crucifices aren't even invisible. GAIL: Ref, go get me a sandwich. REF: Yes, ma'a--um. Hold on a second. GAIL: Why? REF: I'm, uh... Having trouble standing up. JAMIIIIIIIIIIE! REF: Hey! There's a hole in your head! Poke CHRIS: OW! Poke CHRIS: DAMMIT! Poke CHRIS (thinking): I almost miss Earl just arbitrarily ringing the bell. REF: Woof! Woof! Stupid FCC... And the Ugly Duckling looked into his reflection in the belt and realized...that fucking Fairy Godmother didn't do shit! HHH: Oh, so you're a fly, huh? You think you're better than me, you stupid garbage eater! Squish! That'll teach you to upstage me on MY show! --- Goddamn, those sucked.