Despite the referees protestations, Randy continued to try and pluck Tajiri's nosehair with a pair of pliers.
In return for the plucking of the nosehair, Tajiri helped to remove an eyelash for Batista.
Randy consoled Jim Hellwig. It sucked to have your big, some would say "ultimate" comeback ruined by the fact that mid-promo you farted and followed through.
The referee rushed into position to cover up Hurricane's gigantic gold-ended black penis.
The Hurricane was caught mid-flight
"There's only 3 things you need to know about Sylvian Grenier. First, I am french! Second, I am a champion! Thisd, I have another man's head growing out of the back of my neck!"
Kane prepared to smite his opponent with the Invisible Bowling Ball Of Doom!
Enraged by the man's temerity, Kane pulled Steven Richards back through the glass ceiling.
"Chris, I'm happy to see you too, but could you please get Mini-Jericho to stop hugging my leg?"
In order to show the WWE divas what their true role in the company was, Vince gave the women's title to his newest signing, a RealDoll.
Kane decided to find out why HHH had liked humping that mannequin so much.
Despite an excellent screen test, Kane was passed over for the Crest WhiteStrips commercial.
Christian insisted to Jericho that he couldn't help Jericho's toothache if he didn't open his mouth.
While Jericho took a nap, Christian and Tyson enterteained the crowd with some jumping jacks.
"Crap. I left the gas on."
"Victoria, you have a simple choice. If you say you'll go on a date with me, I'll make Gail break the hold. Deal?"
Victoria indicated to the infatuated ref that if he insisted, yes, she'd pick him up at 5.
After Victoria no-showed for their date, the ref was so pissed that he threw Gail Kim at her
"Sorry, V, you had your chance. It could have been so nice, a romantic meal, a walk along the canal, but you had to ruin it. You have no
idea how fast this count is going to be![/i]
Never one to let a brush off get him down, the ref asked Benoit if he was doing anything tonight.
"look, it's just going to be dinner and a movie. No freaky stuff, I swear!"
"Shawn, I'm not usually into blondes, but... do you like Italian food?"
"Tag. You're it."
Chris checked his teeth on his handy belt mirror, and felt a mixture of frustration and disappointment. That back molar really needed filling.
No joke I could tell here would be better than the one in all your heads right now.