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(For Austin Nicknames) "So I was thinking of this new gimmick where I come to the ring wearing a wifebeater..."
(For RVD Motivational Speaker) RVD: "All right man... (Looking over the crowd) How are y'all doing, my name's... ROB (Fingerpoint) VAN (Fingerpoint) DAM (Fingerpoint) and I'm addicted..."
Bob Saget: "You don't know anything about addiction! You ever sucked some dick for crack!?"
RVD: "Hahahah, er... Nah dude... I got really high this one time though... And I drove to the arena, and almost crashed into the building, hahahah... But it's cool... Anyway I swear my Intercontinental Title is missing... I don't know where the hell I put it, and Vince hasn't even noticed since like December..."
Crowd: "RVD, Randy Orton is the IC champ now."
RVD: "Oh yeahhhh hahah, it's cool."
Crowd: "I feel reformed, I will never smoke that much in my life."
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