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**El Santo** · 05-04-2004, 11:14 PM

beings with A-Train, stting on a chair and facing its back, while a single solitary spotlight shines on him

What good is sitting alone in your room
Come see the big hoss plaaaaaaaay,
Life is a cabaret, old chum,
Come to the cabaret.

Come see my smoke, come see my flab,
I'm now on Raw, and I'm celebrating,
Right this way, your seat is waiting.

I might be Derailing Benoit really soon,
He might be depushed todaaaaaay,
Life is a cabaret, old chum.
Come see the cabaret.

I'm the guy you know who's really slow & hairy,
I wore a shirt 'cuz Droz said it looked scary.
I wasn't what you call a blushing flower.
As a matter of fact, I shaved my back last hour.

The day she tried to shave my back she nicked me.
I knew I shouldn't've powerbombed poor Stephanie.
After they drugged me with a bottle of doped Jim Beeaaaamm,
I was the happiest jobber Heat had ever seen.

A-Train stand up, hand on the brim of his glittery top hat

And as for me, as for me....
I made my mind up back in Smackdown
I just might have to hold Rodney Mack down...

A-Train is surrounded by Big Show, Brock, Nathon Jones, and Matt Morgan, the "Dancing Hosses", who do the can-can as the music picks up

Start by admitting from cradle to tomb,
It's been a long, long staaaaaaayyyy,
Life is a cabaret, old chum,
It's only a cabaret...
Life is a cabaret, old chum,
Come see the caba
I want the caba
I love the CABAREEETTTTTTTT!!!!

Curtain closes

05-04-2004, 11:14 PM	#58
El Santo One Man Horror Show Posts: 1,046	To the tune of "Cabaret" beings with A-Train, stting on a chair and facing its back, while a single solitary spotlight shines on him What good is sitting alone in your room Come see the big hoss plaaaaaaaay, Life is a cabaret, old chum, Come to the cabaret. Come see my smoke, come see my flab, I'm now on Raw, and I'm celebrating, Right this way, your seat is waiting. I might be Derailing Benoit really soon, He might be depushed todaaaaaay, Life is a cabaret, old chum. Come see the cabaret. I'm the guy you know who's really slow & hairy, I wore a shirt 'cuz Droz said it looked scary. I wasn't what you call a blushing flower. As a matter of fact, I shaved my back last hour. The day she tried to shave my back she nicked me. I knew I shouldn't've powerbombed poor Stephanie. After they drugged me with a bottle of doped Jim Beeaaaamm, I was the happiest jobber Heat had ever seen. A-Train stand up, hand on the brim of his glittery top hat And as for me, as for me.... I made my mind up back in Smackdown I just might have to hold Rodney Mack down... A-Train is surrounded by Big Show, Brock, Nathon Jones, and Matt Morgan, the "Dancing Hosses", who do the can-can as the music picks up Start by admitting from cradle to tomb, It's been a long, long staaaaaaayyyy, Life is a cabaret, old chum, It's only a cabaret... Life is a cabaret, old chum, Come see the caba I want the caba I love the CABAREEETTTTTTTT!!!! Curtain closes Last edited by El Santo; 05-04-2004 at 11:38 PM.