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"In these troubled times, the WWE knows that now more than ever our fans turn to us for exciting, one-of-a-kind entertainment to take their minds away from the problems of their day to day existence. We feel its out patriotic duty to provide that entertainment. RED, for the color on that retarded kids jacket and the flush in Charlie Haas' face as Rico dry humps him liek a 4 legged man at a dog show. WHITE: For the color of Ric Flair's hair as he proves night after night that senior citizens are people too, and the color of JBL's skin as he proves that Mexian people aren't. And BLUE: The color of Kane's gonads,not because he's sexually frustrated, but because Lita's acing made his genitalia shrivel.
America: Land of the Free, home of the brave, and the only country where I have the freedom, nay the duty, to buy out my competition so you almost have no choice but to watch this crap.
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