"dear loyal WWE fans, because we value your intelligence and we want to appologise for the shoddy way that the WWE has been going since the attitude era, we have decided to promote the WWE as a "Wrestling coporation" foremost with the "entertainment" angles taking a back seat... so to start the "new era" of competent Wrestling over flashy gimicks, let me introduce to you the Superstar I, personally, have chosen to spearhead this initiative....
Jeff Hardy