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Originally Posted by Hasney
The fans always tune in for attempted HGA involving HBK.
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To be fair, I think the rabid fanboyism involving both Michaels and Hart comes down to closet homosexuality. Michaels is the better homosexual archetype, but he comes from Texas, rife with both steers
and queers. Hart is less fagtastic, but he's slim pickings in the land of beaver, where all the queers look like Kurt Cobain.
Anyway, this is how it should have been:
Vince, Bret, and Shawn all kiss and make up (not literally) and then they collectively bury the remains of the dead horse.
They could have even made a PPV out of it. In current naming scheme, it could have been "WWE Presents: Burying the remains of the horse we've been beating for over a decade now."