Thread: Official RAW Thread for 06/14/10 - Let's hope the writers don't choke!
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Old 06-14-2010, 10:58 PM   #21
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... walk into a bar. The bartender says...
"What'll it be?" to the Canadian. The Canadian says "I want a Seagrams 7, on the rocks." So the bartender makes the Seagrams 7 on the rocks for the Canadian. The bartender says "What'll it be?" to the Russian. The Russian says "I want some Vodka." So the Bartender makes the Russian a shot of Vodka. He goes over to the Englishman and says "What'll it be?" The Englishman says "I would like a Newcastle." So the Bartender pops open a bottle of Newcastle and hands it to him. The Bartender looks at the Italian and immediately pours him a glass of Bianco. He sets it in front of the Italian. The Italian says "What the hell are you doing, I just wanted a coke!" The Bartender says, "But your Canadian friend ordered a Seagrams, Your Russian friend ordered some Vodka, and your Englishman friend ordered a Newcastle. I figured you, being an Italian, wanted a glass of Bianco." The Italian said, "Yes, I am Italian. I am also the Designated Driver!"

I didn't say the joke would be good...
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