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Old 05-05-2004, 11:51 PM   #85
Marc the Smark
 
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Customer: Pardon me sir, but...

Scott Steiner: What do you want lady?

Customer: Well, um, the date on the milk says sell by May 2nd. Today's the 5th.

Scott Steiner: Yeah, so?

Customer: So??? So it's expired?

Scott Steiner: Hey lady, I don't care about the milk. I only care about my freaks and my peaks.

Customer: Your what? Young man, I want to speak with your manager.

Scott Steiner: My manager? (Momentarily confused) I never had a manager.. Uh, I mean, look sweetie, he ain't here right now.

Customer: Well I'm very dissatisfied. The milk's expired, and you're being very rude. Now I want to talk to....

Steiner picks her up and gives her a belly-to-belly suplex.

Scott Steiner: Take that ya bitch. Yeah, clean up. Aisle 5!
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