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Old 06-22-2010, 11:32 PM   #1
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Things I Learned By Watching Wrestling
In no particular order:

*Its perfectly acceptable to name breasts after a common household animal.
*It doesn't matter what your name is.
*It's ok to take objects, shine them up real nice, turn them sideways, and stick them straight up another person's candy ass.
*If you sleep with the boss's daughter, you'll be set for life.
*Its Vader Time.
*The best way to resolve an argument is in a cage.
*Kai En Tai is evil.... INDEED!
*Mike Adamle doesn't know a dropkick from a legkick.
*Saying "WHAT?" every time someone finishes a thought is a great way to piss them off.
*We're all parasitic, gelatinous, hypocritical tapeworms

What have YOU learned by watching wrestling??
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