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SCENE: The Stamford Mall. Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole, and Tazz are doing some birthday shopping for Mister McMahon.
COLE: So, what do you guys think we should get Vince?
JR: Bah gawd, that sonofabitch. Damn him to hell! DAMN HIM TO HELL!
TAZZ: ...uh, yeah. Do they still have that fireworks store here? You know, "Rocketbusters?"
COLE: I think you just made that up.
TAZZ: But, Joey Numbers said...
COLE: You made Joey Numbers up. He didn't say anything.
KING: PUPPIES!
COLE: Oh, shit, Tazz, why didn't you tell me we were getting close to the pet store?
KING: PUPPIES!
TAZZ: Here comes the pain!
COLE: What?
Cole walks into a crossbeam.
JR: Bah gawd, that metrosexual is LITERALLY BROKEN IN HALF!
KING (sadly): Puppies...
COLE: Wait a minute!
TAZZ: What?
COLE: What if we got him a bird or something. We all know how much he loves high-fliers...
All laugh.
TAZZ: Wolverines can fly, Cole!
COLE: For the last time, no they don't!
JR: Barbecuesaucerattlesnakeunprettierinallmyyearsinthisbusiness!
COLE: That's it!
KING: Puppies?
COLE: No. A rattlesnake.
JR: BAH GAWD IT'S AUSTIN! STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD!
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