Eddie's standards of what a "mamacita" should be were getting too literal.
Bradshaw, ever the charity worker, performed an eyesight exam before allowing the elderly to drive home.
Mrs. Guerrero was unfortunately frozen during mid-Macarena.
Cena was out to promote the effectiveness of his 'Hookt on Phonix' program.
Cena: "Don't go into the light!!! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!!"
Winning a match was all well and good but dammit, that spinach stuck in his teeth was too annoying for Cena.
"Jesus, where the *&@% have you been?!?!"
Chavo thought he had the whole "Latino Heat" schtick down and was on his way to landing a "mamacita".....
....but premature ejaculation can really ruin things.
"I swear, that's never happened to me before!!!"
Jackie thought it was only apropos to win the belt seeing as it held as much value as the Women's title.
Johnny the Bull struggled to remember where he had left his hygeine bag while Nunzio pondered where that mysterious odor was eminating from.
'Taker, Texas Ranger was on the case again, this time hunting for a criminal in a late night rave party.
Hoping to remain inconspicuous, 'Taker, Texas Ranger struck up a dance as cover.
Undertaker: Do you see him?
Nunzio: No, but damned if not gonna try getting THAT chick's number.
Even undead zombies had to wretch at the foul stench that poured out of Johnny the Bull.
The odor was getting so hideous and nauseating, 'Taker looked to vomit all over the place.
After a long, hard day on the job, 'Taker, Texas Ranger asks for a cold one.
Torrie looked to entertain the crowd with an impromptu game of cherades.
Dawn: Hah! I got you now, Triple H! I'm going to expose you for the fraud you are!!!
Rene was puzzled as to what the hell Torrie was trying to act out for him.
Dupree: Jesus, everyone's laying on the floor, hands sprawled out...what kind of game is this?
And really, who wouldn't be jealous of a penis shaped like John Cena?
Dupree: Hah! Found you!
Cena: Dammit. OK, now you go hide.
Bubba: Maybe if I stay really, really still, he won't see me....
It was so sad to see two guys dedicated to training and keeping their diet in check fight over a piece of chocolate on the ground.
Rey: Ref, how many fingers am I holding up?
Referee: Uh, you're the one that's messed up right now.
In an ironic twist, Eddie laid out Bubba and RVD for fighting over the chocolate with the biggest Nestle Crunch in the world.
"It's MY chocolate! MINE!!!"