
Bradshaw: Ma'am.. this is played-out, but.. you're a homo!

Bashem: AHHHH!!!
Cena: That's right! Watch the finale of "Frasier" and like it!

Chavo: Ol' Pepe! NO!
(shotgun blast!)

UT: My match is after RVD's again why?

Dawn: Let's see who you really are... ... um, sorry about the mix-up... though I don't know if your right eye can be put back in its place..

Worst.. Wheelbarrow..Ever.

Eddie: UM... I didn't do it... (drops chair then runs like hell)

Stamboli: Man, what a horrible show.
Nunzio: Yeah. Jackie wins the CW title, Bradshaw beats up a broad, Booker meets up with Miss Cleo.. Oh well, here comes Taker..
Stamboli: Assume the positions.
( lays flat on the mat)