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*man walks down thwe mountain with a robe and a long flowing white beard* these are the laws of the wrestling universe:
1. HHH will eventually win.
2. The Ref shall only notice when the face's tag team partner enters the ring to try and help
3. Injuries will only matter on alternate weeks.
4. People can fall from great heights in cars and get rammed by pick up trucks, but only have a few minor cuts and bruises the following week
5. Cinder blocks crumble upon impact
6. There will always be conveniantly placed garbage cans, ladders, tables and chairs under the ring during hardcore matches or matches involving the Dudley Boys.
For these are the laws of the wrestling universe.
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