Mrs. Guerrero was quite touched by her son's thought and care, but Christmas had passed nearly half a year ago.
I'll forgo the obvious caption and do a modification...
Try as he might, Bradshaw could not convince Mrs. Guerrero that he was really Eric Estrada from CHiPs.
Victim #29,453 to Bradshaw's long, drawn out promos.
It occurred to Cena that going for the cheap pop by saying something good about the home team didn't work too well when the team just finished last place in their conference.
Cena was definitely one of the rougher head transplant surgeons.
Doug knew the only way he could possibly get out of this was to pants Cena, but he was even more frightened by what he saw afterwards...
Chavo: "What? You mean you have tapes of me and Steph? And you want WHAT in return for keeping them secret? *sigh* Fine..."
Chavo figured no one would EVER find his Cruiserweight push if he shoved it up his ass, but he didn't factor in Jacqueline's resourcefulness.
Chavo didn't like how Jacqueline had been taking blow job lessons from Lita.
Chavo was quite emotional as he saw the credibility of the entire Cruiserweight Division burn down to the ground.
OR
Little Chavo was devasted when it was revealed that Santa wasn't real.
"Hahaahaha!! I'm taking the Cruiserweight Title to Triple H, and you'll never see it again!!!"
"...awwwww crap."
The McCowboy Express was here, and no one, not Burger King, not no one, was going to stop them!
That was the bad thing about this new Undertaker. He didn't sell your hugs either.
After his Deadman gimmick fell apart, Undertaker took a job acting as Glass Ceiling Security Guard.
Stamboli: "Aw crap, not another Tomb-- wait, is that a Big Mac? What the heck do you and Bearer do, Mark???"
In charge of monitoring homosexuality levels in the ring, the ref's job was about to get a LOT crazier.
Here we see a rare shot of the wrestlers in midcard hell groping for any sign of hope.
Ever the multitasker, Torrie Wilson was able to strike a sexy pose and poke the eyes out of a lecherous Steven Richards at the same time.
Dawn: "That's not Torrie Wilson! That's a MAN, man!"
Dupre: *moments after pulling his trunks back up* "Torrie, are zyou all right? I told zyou it can poke en eye out!"
"Massively popular upper midcarders don't just fall out of ze sky! Aw crap, I should have caught him, no?"
The irate DupreeCentaur demanded to know who had screwed up the torso surgery.
Internet smarks rejoiced everywhere when Dupree interjected himself into a WWE storyline meeting and took out the entire writing staff.
Against a much skinnier but still lethal Bam Bam Bigelow, would the Double Dragons triumph this time?
The team of Bubba Ray and Rob Van Dam didn't fare so well in the first-ever WWE Wheelbarrow Race.
D-Von had the pygmy secured, and now it was up to Hebner to bore him with pointless stories about his father until he passed out!
When all was said and done, Eddie stood tall in the Chair Bong Smoking Contest.
"You don't bring in that week marijuana stuff in here! I've smoked pure Columbian Cocaine, dammit! I'm Eddie Guerrero, BITCH!"