Eddie: Meet my Mamacita, Holmes! Her name is Rose, ese!
Mamacita: Actually, my name is Sharon.
Eddie: But, Mamacita, doesn't a Rose by any other name smell as sweet, ese?
Mamacita:
Bradshaw's heel acts stoop to a new low when he introduces himself to Mama Guerrero... WITHOUT PANTS ON!
Eddie: My Mamacita just fainted, holmes.
And the beginning of Eddie's JR syndrome is seen by all...
John Cena halts mid freestyle:
John: Does anybody know a word that rhymes with Orange?
Basham: Nothing Rhymes with Orange, you dolt!
John: Take it back!
Try as he might, John couldn't get a word that rhymes with Orange out of the Basham.
Chavo: Puppies!
He then realizes that Eddie not only gets the big pushes, but also the cool diseases...
Jacqueline is the only diva known to cause blue lower torso and Legs.
Where will you be when your diahrrea comes back?
jobbing to Jacqueline is bad enough, but did he have to go down on Stevie Richards, too?
Jacqueline holds the cruiserweight title high, oblivious to the fact that she has to face the Big Show next week!
The FBI was disgusted by the fact that their diet wasn't Atkins friendly.
Van Helsing enters the dark church, wondering who turned out the lights.
It didn't, however, take long before he found the switch.
He then holds up a sign of his favorite Government agency.
after that, he showed the recent direction of Donald Rumsfeld's Political Career
The latest Iraqi Prison Abuse picture was the most disturbing of all...
seconds later, the zombie's hand turned into a peace sign, showing that it was anti-war.
Lesson number 2 to Vince: Never play Beegees songs when Torrie is in the ring.
Sometimes, it takes drastic measures to help someone get over their eating disorder.
Rene: Need another Croissant?
Rene's "JBL on the mic" Impression works everytime.
John Cena needs comforting when he learns that, in fact, NOTHING rhymes with Orange.
Rene: poor guy you need some sleep. Here's a blanket. Sleep tight, big guy.
A few seconds later, Brian Hebner tried to come into between them, only to be knocked out by the plate glass window they were carrying.
RVD: Save me from the Chicken Legs, Save me from the... ARGH THEY GOT ME!
Rey taps, not even HE can escape the brutal double team Story Time submission.
Eddie: DAMN THAT STONE COLD! DAMN HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL! I need my medicine, JR syndrome is getting out of control
Eddie: BAHGAWDUNPRETTIERBARBEQUESAUCE!!!! I must control the urges.... I can't let them get the b...b...BAHGAWDSTUNNERSTONECOLDMAYGODHAVEMERCYONOURWWESOULS!!!!!