Kind of lacking inspiration this week, but here goes anyway....
Chavo: STEPH SENT YOU OUT HERE TO DO WHAT!?!?
Jacquelines new finishing move - 'Milk The Chavito'
Voiceover:
And following the HHH mould, we see Jacqueline sporting a title which both devalues the cruiserweights, reduces any credibility the writers may have had, and provides inspiration to other wrestlers that no longer is HHH the only person who can bury 10 wrestlers in a night.
Johnny: Jacqueline with the title? That's a sodding travesty!
Nunzio: When did you get allowed to talk?
ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another succesful finishing move from 'The Oral Monster'
Cole: 1....2......3!! And Oral Monster wins with a gay pin.
Dawn-Marie: You f*ckin bitch! It was you that posted those photo's of me on TPWW!
Torrie: No, no, no, it wasn't me!
Dawn-Marie: It WAS you! And you didn't even have the decency to post up decent quality jpegs!
Torrie: It wasn't me, I swear!
Dawn-Marie: As if that wasn't enough, you cheap slutty bint, you didn't even have the common courtesy to airbrush my tits up!
Torrie: Take it from me - it's not worth it!
Cena paid for his prank, after Rene beat the piss out of him.
What did he expect after dipping Rene's head in a bucket of white paint?
Rene: My hair eees stupeed, yes?
Crowd: STUPID HAIR! STUPID HAIR!
Rene decided that covering John in the remains of the announcers table was suitable punishment for making him look like a gay icon.