That's right, a young Professor Quirrell agrees, YOU'RE A HOMO!
With things looking bleak, Kane makes a tag to his partner... GIANT STEVIE RICHARDS!!!
Jericho: "Matt, did you get a new buttocks?"
Hardy: "I had to. My old one had a crack in it."
Lita never believed there was a Dungeon for the Botch-prone either, but now she was starting to regret that too.
When the Spirit of Grandma possessed Christian, no one was safe from his cheek-pinching parade of terror!
Sparks: "KIDS!!!
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT PLAYING WITH JAMIE NOBLE'S TORSO PORTAL???"
Gail & Victoria: "Sorrrrry dad."
Chris knew that if he pressed the right button, he could reverse Shawn's Screw-over-all-Canadians function.
The ending of RAW was stalled when Triple H became distracted by a shiny invisible quarter.