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I've learned that being Straight Edge will better my life.
I've learned that Mr. McMahon is a real life zombie.
I learned that the Rock likes pie. Cherry pie mostly.
I learned that you can be fat, hairy, wear a silly brown mask and pull a sock out of your crotch can make you popular.
I learned that all kinds of Celebrities are into professional wrestling and dream of hosting RAW simply just to ruin it for me.
I learned that the phrase "What's up?" is still commonly used today and is apparently cool.
most importantly, I learned that if no body likes me, all I have to do is change my name and hair style and everyone will completely forget who I was and I can have a fresh start at life!!
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