I am going to have to agree. Who was #1 again? I think it was Kurt Cobaine or someone (not sure).
It's like this: the first time I ever held a guitar (my little bro's Warlock, Christmas '03), I learned to play the main riff from "Come As You Are" in 10 minutes. Do you think I could learn anything by any of the guitarists that Zakk mentioned (or even Zakk Wylde himself) in only 10 minutes?
Honestly... Rolling Stone.