[Emperor Smeat]

Originally Posted by Innovator 1975: Steinbrenner hires Billy Martin 1978: Steinbrenner fires Billy Martin 1979: Steinbrenner hires Billy Martin 1979: Steinbrenner fires Billy Martin 1983: Steinbrenner hires Billy Martin 1983: Steinbrenner fires Billy Martin 1985: Steinbrenner hires Billy Martin 1985: Steinbrenner fires Billy Martin 1988: Steinbrenner hires Billy Martin 1988: Steinbrenner fires Billy Martin 1989: Billy Martin drinks himself to death, possibly to avoid being hired by Steinbrenner

Can't forget about the classic SNL skit where Steinbrenner "fires" Martin in the skit and then weeks later fires him in real life.