Thread: *Book It! Contest #1* How would you book Triple H's return?
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:42 AM   #6
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Have him make a surprise return at Summerslam. His music hits, the crowd goes bananas, and out comes Triple H followed by a small brass ensemble. Triple H cuts the music and tells the WWE Universe he had to come back to say something. He stops for a moment, waits for the crowd to simmer down and says, "Anyone who spends their life worshiping a professional wrestler is a pathetic waste of life, and you sicken me. I hate all my fans, especially this weirdo who keeps sending me candygrams and nude photos signed 'Love, Jimmy S.' Knock it off. It's pathetic. I'm retiring. Bye." He then walks off stage as the brass ensemble plays "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow." Fans are so upset, they begin tearing their quads in disgust.

Book it. Buyrates.
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