Raw and Smackdown trade champions. Triple H shows up tonight, gets a title match, and squashes Kane. He then brings out a dead mannaquin and has sex with it, and Kane is forced to be a dentist. John Cena shows up as the #1 contender, and to prove his point, he lifts up the entire stadium and gives it the F.U. The GM ends up being Awesome Kong, who makes the match a Gun on a pole match. Triple H climbs the pole and gets the tommy gun, and emptys it into Cena's chest and face. Cena comes back and hits the FU for the win.
I then turn it to TNA and my heart sinks because this is Hogan-Andre compared to Dick-see Carter's crap.
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