THIS IS WRESTLING
TIW Wednesday Night Chaos
Venue: Hammerstein Ballroom in NYC
Announcers: Josh Mathews and Todd Grisham
Ring Announcer: Tony Chimel
Josh and Todd welcome us to the inaugural TIW Wednesday Night Chaos and there will be no fireworks and no prolonged intro. Let’s get to the action!
Match # 1: Chavo Guerrero vs. Robert Roode (w/James Storm)
The match begins as Chavo quickens the pace, hitting dropkicks and two out of the three amigos. Storm pulls Roode out of the ring to regroup and Chavo suicide dives onto both of them. Once back into the ring, Roode slows Chavo down with a body scissors. Match ends when Chavo is pushed off the top rope by Storm and Roode hits the Pay Off.
Time: 5:43
After the match is over, Beer Money Inc. assault Chavo Guerrero until the Super-Mex Hernandez comes out for the save.
Segment #1: Kevin Nash addresses the audience
“Big Sexy” is out and he talks about being in yet another wrestling company. He claims the reason he has been on top for so long is because he knows what the fans want, and he is going to give TIW fans exactly that. He says that next week Pac and Hall will be in the building… but Sheamus’ music hits and out comes the Celtic Warrior. He looks at Nash with disgust and says no one came to see old people, they came to see the future and you are looking at him fella’. He says that Commissioner Foley has scheduled a ceremony to crown Sheamus the first ever TIW Heavyweight Champion and that Nash is more than welcome to come and witness firsthand the real face of TIW.
Time: 7:09
We come back from commercial as Josh explains that Mick Foley has indeed scheduled a ceremony for later on, though the subject matter has not been confirmed.
Match #2: Samoa Joe vs. Shad Gaspard & Big Zeke
Todd Grisham informs us that Joe begged Foley for this handicap match against these two monsters. Joe dominates early on, using his martial arts kicks to keep Shad off-balance. Zeke tags in and gets much of the same treatment. After Zeke hits a clothesline, Shad tags back in but is immediately put into a rear naked choke. Shad taps out but Joe doesn’t let go. When Zeke comes in to help, he gets a muscle buster for his troubles.
Time: 4:51
Kevin Nash is shown in the back, walking towards the ring. However, he is jumped from behind by Sheamus, Drew McIntyre, and Dolph Ziggler. A brutal beat down follows and Nash is left in a pool of his own blood.
Time: 2:50
Back from commercial as Josh and Todd recap the replay of Kevin Nash being laid out by Sheamus, Drew, and Dolph. Cut to a live shot of an unconscious Nash being put into an ambulance.
We cut to Chavo Guerrero and Hernandez in the back, where Hernandez explains why he came to Chavo’s rescue earlier. He runs down the history between him and Beer Money and also says that the Guerrero family is the reason he became a pro wrestler.
Commissioner Foley comes out to a big pop and Josh informs us that his big announcement is coming up next.
Time: 6:38
Segment #2: Foley makes an announcement
The Commish states that it is great to be back in New York City! Before Mick can tell us anymore, Sheamus comes out flanked by Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntyre. Sheamus gets on the mic and asks Foley where the belt is. Foley tells Sheamus there must have been a misunderstanding. He told Sheamus he was going to make an announcement about the Heavyweight Championship and that he was more than welcome to come to ringside, but there is no way anyone is getting handed the belt! Sheamus throws a fit as Mick informs the three gentlemen that since they appear to be in the mood for a fight, he has lined up a 6 man tag for the main event. Christian’s music hits as he comes out along with AJ Styles and Rob Van Dam. Sheamus tells Foley he will regret this and then we go to commercial.
Time: 7:03
Match #3: Ted DiBiase Jr. w/ Michelle McCool vs. Skip Sheffield
Skip tries to dominate early but is stopped by DiBiase getting to the ropes and going outside to be consoled by McCool. Skip gains control with a backbreaker and a spine buster. Finish comes as McCool distracts the ref and Ted hits Skip with the Million Dollar belt for the three count. Afterwards, Ted and Michelle stuff money down Skip’s throat and leave him laying in humiliation.
Time: 5:55
Match #4 Main Event: Sheamus, Ziggler, and McIntyre vs. Christian, RVD, and AJ Styles
High paced six-man tag with the faces dominating early. Christian isolates Ziggler in his corner and tags in Mr. TIW, Rob Van Dam. Momentum turns when RVD misses a spin kick and Ziggler is able to tag in Sheamus. After constant tags between Sheamus and McIntyre, RVD is able to make the tag to Christian. While cleaning house, he accidentally knocks out the ref and now we have a full out brawl. Drew and Dolph battle RVD and AJ to the back, leaving just Christian and Sheamus. Christian ducks the pump kick and hits the Kill Switch as Mick Foley comes down to ringside and counts the 1-2-3! Your winners, the team of Christian, Rob Van Dam, and AJ Styles.
Time: 16:09
Commissioner Foley grabs the mic and says that next week we will clear up the world title situation. As he finishes the sentence, the gong hits and the lights go out. When they come back on, the one and only Phenom is behind Foley. The Undertaker hits the Tombstone and stands over Mick as the show goes off the air.
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