Maria: "Oh, but baby, you're my savior. Can't you get me my job back?"
CM Punk: "You're gonna have to work for it." (unzips pants)
"This little guy right here is the only friend I need. His name is Fella."
"But I
can post on TPWW. I'm a
SMART mark."
".....Because even though I have legs like a girl and refuse to wear knee pads, I am DASHING!"
Chris Jericho: "So whaddaya say, Randall, do you want to be a contestant on my new game show, Downfall?"
Randy Orton: (Asks the voices in his head)
"Go 'head, smell 'em."
"Please! Somebody help me! I'm being pulled under the ring by Pat Patterson!"
"It was a SQUIRREL? Psycho Sid had a fight with a SQUIRREL?!"
The Real World: San Francisco