
"I just found out that I could've saved a bunch of money on my car insurance"

Randy Orton: What do ya think, Hunter? How do I look?
Triple H: Randy, you look like a total douche bag
Shawn Michaels: I'm glad I'm retired

Ric Flair: Hey Hogan, how's Brooke doin' these days? You want me to swing by the house and take her for a ride up Space Mountain?
Hulk Hogan: Now wait a minute, brother.....