Ric just realized that, to finish all of his alimony payments, he'll have to wrestle until the day he dies...
(Note: If this caption doesn't seem to be funny, keep in mind that it isn't meant to be.)
Randy: (with a lisp) Well hello, Sailor!
Hunter:
Shawn: He's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too good at that.
Ric: And this is what Linda did to me last night.
Hulk:
Sean: I'm gonna have to pay Linda a visit...
We switched John Cena's champagne with lemon juice. Let's see if he notices!
Add Red Bull to the list of things one shouldn't use as embalming fluid...
We changed John's script from a WWE Films action movie to a Gay Porn. Let's see if he notices the difference.
Ted: We won tonight! You know what this means right?
Cody: We get to play G.I. Joes tonight?
Hulk just realized that, to pay for all the alimony from his gold digging ex-wife and his surgeries, he's gonna have to do Rent-a-Center and Debt Help commercials until the day he dies.
(Note: If this caption doesn't seem funny... Keep in mind that it should. And just be happy that he can't wrestle anymore.)