Dumb Kid: Dude, you're Dolf Ziggler, you're a bad guy. You suck.
Dolf Ziggler (drunk and delusional): No, kid. I'm The Undertaker. Rest. In. Peace.
"Fuck him up, Cena! Fuck him up!" (ECW chant)
Ted: "You see this championship belt, Cody?"
Cody: "Yeah, Teddy. It's nice 'n' shiny."
Ted: "What do you say we go back to my hotel room and wrestle for it?"
Cody: "Dashing!"
"Oh no! We're doing everything we can and TNA still sucks."