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Well, at least you're able to convince yourself that you're more than just a common street idiot. Actually, what am I saying? You are so much more than a common street idiot. You are the War Chief of the common street idiots.
And if you want to look at this as a victory, I suppose I don't have any problems with that. The idea that the most significant time in a man's life could be being recognized for being the very worst at something warms my heart through and through. Go upstairs and tell your mother what you've done with your life.
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