*Big Bird's heel turn was majorly unexpected. Not did he only dye his feathers, but he went psychotic (losing a lot of his, hmm...coverings and facial feathers) and alligned himself with showbiz ganstas!*
Gansta: This is how you masturbate kids!
Big Bird: Muwahehe! Try it everybody!
Gail Kim used her new powers of time travel to help the past, by stopping the temporary Val Venis gay-ref-ass-grabbing angle.