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Originally Posted by Jeritron
Everything about this is embarassing to mankind except for Ninja Rap
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This has to be quoted and repped for truth.
I think of Tila Nguyen (Tequila) as a waste of sperm and silicone. I think she's an absolute terrible person that I can't look at for fear of somehow contracting some never before heard of venereal disease through my computer monitor.
That being said, no one, and mother fuck do I mean NO ONE deserves to get a shit and piss fermented watermelon chunked at them. How in the hell does a human being come up with such an idea? Is it too much Faygo and Meth? Were you just bored? Is it a community conversation? Did it go something like this*
Juggalo #1: Hey, you know that Tila Tequila bitch is gonna be at the Gathering?
Juggalo #2: What the fuck? We need to throw something at her!
Juggalo #1: How about a Watermelon?
Juggalo #2: That would work. Nobody's done that before. But you know, a Watermelon by itself is probably just too classy for Ms. Tequila.
Juggalo #1: Then what should we do?
Random Crackhead passing by: SHIT ON IT!
:Two Lightbulbs pop up over the Juggalos' meth riddled heads.:
I mean this whole thing is just a disgrace. And a waste of a perfectly good watermelon. (prior to the pissing, shitting, and chunking at the walking VD incubator)
*translated from Juggalo to English.