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**Anybody Thrilla** · 08-24-2010, 01:07 PM

MATCH SUMMARY:

The match is announced as a Triple Threat, Kofi Kingston w/Morrison and Paul London w/Kendrick are already in the ring as "Six Barrel Shotgun" by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club begins to play and the Murder City Machine Guns make their entrance to a roaring crowd. The trio shakes hands and the bell is rung.

Match starts out with Kofi and London locking up with Shelley backing off, Kofi goes behind and performs a suplex, London lands on his feet then catches Kofi in a full-nelson, Shelley rushes in and hits a German suplex on London sending both men to the mats. Make the cover on Kofi for a 2 count.

Shelley gets Kofi to his feet and whips him into the corner, follows up with a splash but gets countered by the Pendulum Kick which sends him staggering backwards, London positions for the school boy but Kofi breaks up the pin before the ref can start a count with a drop-kick.

Kofi hits the Boom Drop on Shelley then grabs London for the SOS (Ranhei). Shelley with the Shawn Michaels style recovery hits a surprise jumping enziguri on Kofi then climbs the top turn-buckle and signals for the Frog Splash, he connects on London and crawls atop him for the pin. 2 �.

Kofi recovers and gets the crucifix pin on Shelley as he returns to his feet. Shelley kicks out at 2. Kofi whips Shelley into the ropes then misses a flying forearm smash as Shelley ducks it and counters with a spinning heel kick. London crawls to the ropes and pulls himself to his feet, Shelley gets wind of his recovery and charges for a flying thrust kick only for London to duck it while yanking down the top rope. Shelley goes flying out of the ring and London, seemingly hurt struggles back to his feet still leaning on the ropes.

Kofi gets back to his feet and charges London and suffers the same fate as Shelley. London follows both men over with a high-risk suicide dive and is rewarded by connecting hard with both men sending them into the guard rail. Kendrick looks to interfere but finds himself the victim of a Chris Sabin roundhouse kick. Morrison pulls Kofi to his feet and helps him back into the ring while staying out of the brawl.

London slides into the ring after Kofi who misses a drop-kick allowing London to apply the Boston Half-Crab. Shelley struggles to get into the ring in time but, Kofi is forced to submit to London.
15 minutes 54 seconds

POST MATCH:
London gets on the mic and announces that at SummerBANG! the DWW World Tag Team Titles will be decided in a Three-way ladder match. His announcement is interrupted by the British Tigers. Rob Terry gets on the mic and tells all 6 men that if either he or Magnus is successful tonight, it’s going to be a four-way ladder match at SummerBANG, no one seems very happy about that announcement. As they exit the ring area The Miz comes sprinting down the ramp and starts brawling with John Morrison screaming at the top of his lungs at him.

The Miz: Where’s my belt John?!

Raven: The Miz…I’ve never seen him so angry.

JJ: He had his title stolen from him, John Morrison definitely playing with fire tonight.

[Kofi tries to hold the Miz back but he nails a devastating boot to the side of Morrison in spite of his best efforts. Kofi finds himself victim to a Skull Crushing Finale that leaves him lying on the steel ramp unconscious. The Miz grabs Morrison by his hair and drags him backstage. The cameras follow.]

The Miz: Motherfucker, where’s my belt?

John Morrison: Fuck you! [Swings and nails a right hand to the mid-section of The Miz.]

Joel Gertner: It doesn’t look like they’ll be having a match tonight. More like an unsanctioned street-fight.

[Miz with a high knee to neutralize Morrison, then drags him down the halls to the locker room. Slams Morrison’s head into the door then throws him inside.]

The Miz: Where is it?!

[John Morrison answers with a shoulder-block smashing The Miz into the wall. Several rights and lefts later The Miz regains control with a face-rake and follows it up with several left hands of his own opening Morrison up. The Miz starts checking out lockers, trying to figure out which one is Morrison’s. Suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere Evan Bourne comes sprinting across the locker room with the DWW World Title Belt in his hands. He nails The Miz with the belt after taking a mind-blowing leap off a bench nearly 10 feet away. The Miz goes down hard and Bourne leaps to his feet draping the belt across the chest of the champ.]

Evan Bourne: Here’s your damn belt you psycho.

[Bourne helps Morrison to his feet and they exit the locker room. Cut to ring-side.]

Joel Gertner: I’m told we’re ready for our Main-Event…Rhino is coming to the ring!

MATCH SUMMARY:

Rhino comes out to “Bring the Pain” by Method Man, a tremendous round of pyro leaves the arena shaking in its wake. Rhino climbs into the ring and calls for a mic. He talks about how he has destroyed everyone in his path and now it is his time to be on top. He tells Terry Funk that there is nothing he can throw at him that will stop him from realizing his destiny. Then “March to War” by Motorhead begins to play and Jesse Neal comes down the ramp. Rhino looks baffled. He asks Jesse Neal if he is his “challenge”, Jesse Neal shakes his head and points behind Rhino. Primo comes off the top-turnbuckle with a cross-body. Rhino catches him and puts him down with a vicious spinebuster before applying an arm-bar for the tap-out.
23 seconds

Rhino raises his hands in victory and as he turns to face the fans Jesse Neal scores with a tremendous spear that puts Rhino flat on his back. Jesse Neal raises his arms mocking Rhino and turns his back long enough for Rhino to pop up from the mat and position himself for the GORE GORE GORE! Jesse Neal lays on the mat in convulsions and Rhino pins him with a boot for the 3 count.
1 minute 45 seconds

Rhino looks around the arena shaking his head. Out from the crowd comes Daffney with a Singapore cane in hand. She nails Rhino in the head but, he just stares at her. She tries again but he catches the cane in one hand then grabs her by her hair. Magnus comes from the opposite side of the ring and catches Rhino in a full-nelson and drops him on his head with a nelson-plex. Magnus then applies the camel-clutch. Rhino tries to power out of the move but fails when Daffney begins slamming the cane into his face in a psychotic tantrum. She manages to draw blood but Rhino refuses to submit. Magnus abandons the camel-clutch and pulls Rhino up for the Tormentum. He nails it and hooks a leg. Rhino gets the arm up at 2 � much to Magnus’ shock and dismay.

Daffney hands Magnus the Singapore cane and he nails Rhino on the back nine times in succession before Rhino stops him with a double-leg take-down. Magnus hits him in the head for the tenth time while on his back and Rhino staggers back a dazed bloody mess.

Magnus launches across the ring with a running clothesline that puts Rhino down hard. Daffney begins hurling steel chairs into the ring before setting up a table right next to the apron. Magnus sets Rhino up for a DDT onto a steel chair but Rhino somehow manages to counter it with a spinebuster onto the chair then mounts for a series of rights and lefts.

Rob Terry storms into the ring and pastes Rhino across the face with a big boot. The fans are now out of there seats and booing. Suddenly Amazing Red, Rey Mysterio and Evan Bourne sprint down the ring. Triple drop-kick on Rob Terry who goes crashing out of the ring. The three baby-faces then position themselves on the outside of the ring to prevent further interference. Magnus recovers and grabs Rhino for a powerbomb, he nails it but as he goes to pull him up for a second Rhino gets hold of his hand and chokes him out via the Triangle Choke. The fans are chanting his name as Magnus taps out.
13 minutes and 45 seconds

Rob Terry slides back into the ring, Amazing Red goes for a top-turnbuckle drop-kick but gets shoved, mid-air, out of the ring and onto the table bouncing off. Mysterio hits a springboard seated senton but Terry manages to stay on his feet delivering a brutal powerbomb on Mysterio. Evan Bourne gets to the top turn-buckle in time to be caught for a top-rope choke-slam that knocks him unconscious.

Rhino hits the GORE GORE GORE on Terry knocking him through the ropes and onto the table waiting at ringside but seems to collapse from the effort. Both men down, the ref starts a ten count. Primo and Jesse Neal slide into the ring and begin raining down stomps onto Rhino as Magnus begins pulling Terry to his feet. The fans are tossing trash into the ring now, the ref halts the ten count as Rhino is lifted into the air for a double-suplex by Primo and Neal.

[Cut to the announce table. Raven stands up.]

Raven: This bullshit has got to stop.

[Raven sprints down to the ring and enters much to the surprise of all. First Primo goes down to the Evenflow DDT, then Jesse Neal. As Magnus enters the ring, Raven stands up a chair and puts him face-first onto the steel with a drop-toe-hold. The fans are shitting their pants with excitement. Rob Terry grabs a chair from the outside and throws it into the face of Raven who stumbles back in a daze. Then Rhino charges forth for a snap belly-to-back suplex over the top rope onto a steel chair. Rhino makes the slow crawl for the cover. Terry gets an arm up at 2 4/5 and the crowd groans in displeasure.]

Joel Gertner: Holy shit! This has turned into a fucking circus!

JJ: Does Rhino even have anything left? Does anybody down there?

[Rob Terry gets to his feet and catches Rhino for the choke-slam, Rhino counters with a kick to the groin. Rhino whips Terry into the ropes and comes off with a picture perfect GORE GORE GORE! He makes the cover. 1, Magnus is up, 2, Raven hits the Evenflow on Magnus, 3. The ref calls for the bell.]

MATCH TIME TOTAL: 24 minutes 13 seconds

JJ: If you had told me that Rhino would defeat four men tonight in a No Disqualifications Anything Goes Gauntlet I would have told you it was impossible but, Rhino has done the impossible!

Joel Gertner: The Miz will defend his title at SummerBANG against Rhino! Rhino’s done it! He’s passed the challenge!

[Fade to black with Raven holding up Rhino’s hand in victory.]

08-24-2010, 01:07 PM	#7
Anybody Thrilla Cranky Kong Posts: 78,671	MATCH SUMMARY: The match is announced as a Triple Threat, Kofi Kingston w/Morrison and Paul London w/Kendrick are already in the ring as "Six Barrel Shotgun" by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club begins to play and the Murder City Machine Guns make their entrance to a roaring crowd. The trio shakes hands and the bell is rung. Match starts out with Kofi and London locking up with Shelley backing off, Kofi goes behind and performs a suplex, London lands on his feet then catches Kofi in a full-nelson, Shelley rushes in and hits a German suplex on London sending both men to the mats. Make the cover on Kofi for a 2 count. Shelley gets Kofi to his feet and whips him into the corner, follows up with a splash but gets countered by the Pendulum Kick which sends him staggering backwards, London positions for the school boy but Kofi breaks up the pin before the ref can start a count with a drop-kick. Kofi hits the Boom Drop on Shelley then grabs London for the SOS (Ranhei). Shelley with the Shawn Michaels style recovery hits a surprise jumping enziguri on Kofi then climbs the top turn-buckle and signals for the Frog Splash, he connects on London and crawls atop him for the pin. 2 �. Kofi recovers and gets the crucifix pin on Shelley as he returns to his feet. Shelley kicks out at 2. Kofi whips Shelley into the ropes then misses a flying forearm smash as Shelley ducks it and counters with a spinning heel kick. London crawls to the ropes and pulls himself to his feet, Shelley gets wind of his recovery and charges for a flying thrust kick only for London to duck it while yanking down the top rope. Shelley goes flying out of the ring and London, seemingly hurt struggles back to his feet still leaning on the ropes. Kofi gets back to his feet and charges London and suffers the same fate as Shelley. London follows both men over with a high-risk suicide dive and is rewarded by connecting hard with both men sending them into the guard rail. Kendrick looks to interfere but finds himself the victim of a Chris Sabin roundhouse kick. Morrison pulls Kofi to his feet and helps him back into the ring while staying out of the brawl. London slides into the ring after Kofi who misses a drop-kick allowing London to apply the Boston Half-Crab. Shelley struggles to get into the ring in time but, Kofi is forced to submit to London. 15 minutes 54 seconds POST MATCH: London gets on the mic and announces that at SummerBANG! the DWW World Tag Team Titles will be decided in a Three-way ladder match. His announcement is interrupted by the British Tigers. Rob Terry gets on the mic and tells all 6 men that if either he or Magnus is successful tonight, it’s going to be a four-way ladder match at SummerBANG, no one seems very happy about that announcement. As they exit the ring area The Miz comes sprinting down the ramp and starts brawling with John Morrison screaming at the top of his lungs at him. The Miz: Where’s my belt John?! Raven: The Miz…I’ve never seen him so angry. JJ: He had his title stolen from him, John Morrison definitely playing with fire tonight. [Kofi tries to hold the Miz back but he nails a devastating boot to the side of Morrison in spite of his best efforts. Kofi finds himself victim to a Skull Crushing Finale that leaves him lying on the steel ramp unconscious. The Miz grabs Morrison by his hair and drags him backstage. The cameras follow.] The Miz: Motherfucker, where’s my belt? John Morrison: Fuck you! [Swings and nails a right hand to the mid-section of The Miz.] Joel Gertner: It doesn’t look like they’ll be having a match tonight. More like an unsanctioned street-fight. [Miz with a high knee to neutralize Morrison, then drags him down the halls to the locker room. Slams Morrison’s head into the door then throws him inside.] The Miz: Where is it?! [John Morrison answers with a shoulder-block smashing The Miz into the wall. Several rights and lefts later The Miz regains control with a face-rake and follows it up with several left hands of his own opening Morrison up. The Miz starts checking out lockers, trying to figure out which one is Morrison’s. Suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere Evan Bourne comes sprinting across the locker room with the DWW World Title Belt in his hands. He nails The Miz with the belt after taking a mind-blowing leap off a bench nearly 10 feet away. The Miz goes down hard and Bourne leaps to his feet draping the belt across the chest of the champ.] Evan Bourne: Here’s your damn belt you psycho. [Bourne helps Morrison to his feet and they exit the locker room. Cut to ring-side.] Joel Gertner: I’m told we’re ready for our Main-Event…Rhino is coming to the ring! MATCH SUMMARY: Rhino comes out to “Bring the Pain” by Method Man, a tremendous round of pyro leaves the arena shaking in its wake. Rhino climbs into the ring and calls for a mic. He talks about how he has destroyed everyone in his path and now it is his time to be on top. He tells Terry Funk that there is nothing he can throw at him that will stop him from realizing his destiny. Then “March to War” by Motorhead begins to play and Jesse Neal comes down the ramp. Rhino looks baffled. He asks Jesse Neal if he is his “challenge”, Jesse Neal shakes his head and points behind Rhino. Primo comes off the top-turnbuckle with a cross-body. Rhino catches him and puts him down with a vicious spinebuster before applying an arm-bar for the tap-out. 23 seconds Rhino raises his hands in victory and as he turns to face the fans Jesse Neal scores with a tremendous spear that puts Rhino flat on his back. Jesse Neal raises his arms mocking Rhino and turns his back long enough for Rhino to pop up from the mat and position himself for the GORE GORE GORE! Jesse Neal lays on the mat in convulsions and Rhino pins him with a boot for the 3 count. 1 minute 45 seconds Rhino looks around the arena shaking his head. Out from the crowd comes Daffney with a Singapore cane in hand. She nails Rhino in the head but, he just stares at her. She tries again but he catches the cane in one hand then grabs her by her hair. Magnus comes from the opposite side of the ring and catches Rhino in a full-nelson and drops him on his head with a nelson-plex. Magnus then applies the camel-clutch. Rhino tries to power out of the move but fails when Daffney begins slamming the cane into his face in a psychotic tantrum. She manages to draw blood but Rhino refuses to submit. Magnus abandons the camel-clutch and pulls Rhino up for the Tormentum. He nails it and hooks a leg. Rhino gets the arm up at 2 � much to Magnus’ shock and dismay. Daffney hands Magnus the Singapore cane and he nails Rhino on the back nine times in succession before Rhino stops him with a double-leg take-down. Magnus hits him in the head for the tenth time while on his back and Rhino staggers back a dazed bloody mess. Magnus launches across the ring with a running clothesline that puts Rhino down hard. Daffney begins hurling steel chairs into the ring before setting up a table right next to the apron. Magnus sets Rhino up for a DDT onto a steel chair but Rhino somehow manages to counter it with a spinebuster onto the chair then mounts for a series of rights and lefts. Rob Terry storms into the ring and pastes Rhino across the face with a big boot. The fans are now out of there seats and booing. Suddenly Amazing Red, Rey Mysterio and Evan Bourne sprint down the ring. Triple drop-kick on Rob Terry who goes crashing out of the ring. The three baby-faces then position themselves on the outside of the ring to prevent further interference. Magnus recovers and grabs Rhino for a powerbomb, he nails it but as he goes to pull him up for a second Rhino gets hold of his hand and chokes him out via the Triangle Choke. The fans are chanting his name as Magnus taps out. 13 minutes and 45 seconds Rob Terry slides back into the ring, Amazing Red goes for a top-turnbuckle drop-kick but gets shoved, mid-air, out of the ring and onto the table bouncing off. Mysterio hits a springboard seated senton but Terry manages to stay on his feet delivering a brutal powerbomb on Mysterio. Evan Bourne gets to the top turn-buckle in time to be caught for a top-rope choke-slam that knocks him unconscious. Rhino hits the GORE GORE GORE on Terry knocking him through the ropes and onto the table waiting at ringside but seems to collapse from the effort. Both men down, the ref starts a ten count. Primo and Jesse Neal slide into the ring and begin raining down stomps onto Rhino as Magnus begins pulling Terry to his feet. The fans are tossing trash into the ring now, the ref halts the ten count as Rhino is lifted into the air for a double-suplex by Primo and Neal. [Cut to the announce table. Raven stands up.] Raven: This bullshit has got to stop. [Raven sprints down to the ring and enters much to the surprise of all. First Primo goes down to the Evenflow DDT, then Jesse Neal. As Magnus enters the ring, Raven stands up a chair and puts him face-first onto the steel with a drop-toe-hold. The fans are shitting their pants with excitement. Rob Terry grabs a chair from the outside and throws it into the face of Raven who stumbles back in a daze. Then Rhino charges forth for a snap belly-to-back suplex over the top rope onto a steel chair. Rhino makes the slow crawl for the cover. Terry gets an arm up at 2 4/5 and the crowd groans in displeasure.] Joel Gertner: Holy shit! This has turned into a fucking circus! JJ: Does Rhino even have anything left? Does anybody down there? [Rob Terry gets to his feet and catches Rhino for the choke-slam, Rhino counters with a kick to the groin. Rhino whips Terry into the ropes and comes off with a picture perfect GORE GORE GORE! He makes the cover. 1, Magnus is up, 2, Raven hits the Evenflow on Magnus, 3. The ref calls for the bell.] MATCH TIME TOTAL: 24 minutes 13 seconds JJ: If you had told me that Rhino would defeat four men tonight in a No Disqualifications Anything Goes Gauntlet I would have told you it was impossible but, Rhino has done the impossible! Joel Gertner: The Miz will defend his title at SummerBANG against Rhino! Rhino’s done it! He’s passed the challenge! [Fade to black with Raven holding up Rhino’s hand in victory.]