Thread: How to turn wrestling "upside down"?
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Old 08-28-2010, 12:33 PM   #1
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Guaranteed ideas to turn wrestling upside down:

  • End the PG Era: By having John Cena personally rape every child fan's mother.
  • Hire JR to do readings of Shakespeare.
  • Rehash the Attitude Era completely. Wait, this is how to change wrestling drastically, not how smarks would "fix" wrestling.
  • Make Vince Russo Head Booker of any major promotion. It will turn shit on its ear before the bankruptcy.
  • Deathmatches. Two men enter, one man exits.
  • legitimise wrestling by trying to cash in on MMA. It worked before.
  • Bring Back Playboy spreads...Starting with Santina.
  • Dixie Carter and Stephanie get married.
  • Strap Michael Cole in a suicide vest. People will tune in every week to see if he dies.
  • The same as before, but with Hogan.
  • Champions who reflect America: braindead hillbillies in hoverounds and Mexicans.
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