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Originally Posted by Next Big Thing
Jake's full of shit. He's only retiring to speed up his induction into the Hall of Fame so he can get the check they give you for agreeing to sign your life away to Vince. With this check he will buy a $500 crack rock.
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Only CM Punk can save him now. Jake is quickly balding as it is, so he might as well get the rest of his head shaved. I wonder if Punk saw Jake's "retirement" speech.