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The best one...
"I was at a casino standing by the door and a security guard comes up and says "you're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As if there was a fire, I wasn't going to run. If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
Mitch Hedberg is the F'NG MAN!! I can't wait to get his CD and DVD. I probably have all the stuff downloaded anyway, but it's worth actually buying.
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