
Jericho: I'm Spic-aye!
Tokomo: You know, that just barely works for Burger King.

Lita (thinking): So my matches really are that bad...why hasn't anyone told me?
Matt (thinking): Great now she knows, and I'll never hear the end of it.

Regal: Hey right nut.
Bischoff: Yes, left nut?
Regal: Looks like we got a dick inbetween us.
Eugene: You know it is bad enough to be retard without have 5th grade joke made about me, I'm out.