Someone is finally holding down Triple H.
The fans were shocked when the referee started rabbit punching Triple H.
Seeing the Ark of the Covenant was just too much for Triple H...
Rollins: (offscreen) This ****in' City, is run by pigs! They try to take the rights from, All the Kids!
HBK was gonna have a hard time now that the prison guards have joined forces with the escaped Convicts.
Batista does all he can to keep Tajiri from being abducted by Aliens.
Batista: I got this new pet Tajiri, Hunter, can I keep him, huh? huh? huh?
After hearing of Val Venis' run in Kaientai, he decided to take out his agression on the first Japanese man he met. He didn't like the concept of "Chompy Chompy your Pee-pee," but eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, and ValBUZZski for a Valbowski.
Molly: We Represeeeeeeeeeeeent, the Lollipop Guild...
Worst. Boston Crab. Ever!
Randy: Squeel like a Pig, boy!
Edge: Where did you learn this move?
Randy: From Pat Paterson.
Edge:
Randy celebrates his victory by doing chin ups in front of Nicole Bass.
William: I found a way to keep Eugene in line.
Eric: How's that?
Eugene: Hey, William, I've stuck my hands to my head again!
William: Let's just say that Rhyno owes me one...
The Referee is suffering from left hand turning into Gail Kim syndrome.
Ref: Did you hear about Kurt's accident?
Victoria: Yeah, I tried the Sid kick a week and a half ago, and it's still bothering me.
Gail: What's a Sid kick?
Kane's Phantom of the Opera gimmick started off HUGE!
Lita: what's a menage a trois and why are you being forced to have one with Mae Young and Fabulous Moolah?
Matt:
William smiles; He knew that keeping Nidia under the ring for mid-match "encouragement" was a good idea.
William has fun with shadow puppets as Eugene applies the Iron Claw to Stevie Richards.
The Mexican aliens surround the ring to make sure that all rules are being followed.
Tyson picks the damndest time to start counting holes in the cage...
Y2J: Damn, I'm higher than RVD!
Y2J: Are the steps back in place?
Ref: (checking) A.... little to the left.
fans were not pleased when Triple H made Christian "pay his dues" in the middle of the cage match.
Ref: 18, 298, 9, 234, 90, 69, 4, 29...
Christian: DAMMIT! I lost count! Now I have to start all over again!
Ref: 90, 37, 16, 298...
Christian: :foc:
Ref: I was kidding, no need to pop a blood vessel in your head...
Jericho pauses; He remembers what happened when Kurt tried to recreate Sid's kick from Sin, but he thinks that he can do it right. A few moments later, he learns just how wrong he was...