Satan was pissed. How come God got the good seats, and he always had to sit in the back row?
The demonic possession was complete. With HBK's mind controlling the younger Jericho's body, he could hold down a whole new generation of talent!
This ritual of possession was far from new. It's gone back through the ages, across millenia. Here is the first HBK, from the Precambrean Era.
Teddy Long, Steven Richards, and Chris Jericho entertain the crowd by doing their famous "catch the invisible bullet with your teeth" trick in the middle of the match.
They weren't sure if this was going to go over well, but if anyone could get the Ballroom Dancing Deathmatch Classic to work, it'd be these two.
Trish: Hey, look! I found Sean O'Haire's career!
Victoria and Trish try to play off of the blown spot, as the trash can had totally screwed up its 450.
Many fans were wondering why Richards had gotten noticably shorter; they just figured that when the spoilers said he gt "squashed" on HeAt, it was only meant figuratively.
Coach tried his best to tune out Lawler's annoying ventriloquist routine.
Christian and RVD deliver a crushing double-team move to eliminate the ladder from the 4-way animate/inanimate object battle royal.
Christian was thinking something completely different when Rob asked if he wanted to "get high." (God, that sucked)
The Intercontinental Championship leveled its opponents with an awe-inspiring cross body.
This probably wasn't the best time for RVD to develop a fear of heights.
Bored with the Goldberg promo, the guy in the first row decides to take a few hits from his big green bong.
Goldberg knew that he'd need more exposure to the WWE fans to get over, but somehow he didn't think that having the camera crew film him taking a dump was the way to go about it.
The Rock was always a bit too proud of his farts.
Moments later, the Rock ripped Goldberg's spine clean out, taking the head with him as a trophy. "The People's Predator" was born!
Wait a minute....that's not Goldberg! That's GENE SIMMONS!
Steve was mightily impressed with how lifelike the Steve Austin Memorial Statue was.
Ever the paranoid germophobe, Austin always checked himself for a fever before flogging his opponent with his billy club.
Much like how getting beer splashed on him made Scott Hall revert to his alcohol abuse, this single spot led to the return of Isaac Yankem.
Shane was almost done with the finishing touches. This full-scale model ambulance was awesome!
Kane and Shane were too busy fighting to notice that The Blob was taking over the arena.
The Hurricane finally gets his revenge on the dastardly Rock by hiding a mousetrap in his jock.
Flair: You know, our ring work goes kind of the way our DVDs do.
HHH: How's that?
Flair: Mine actually sells! Oh-ho-ho-ho......I just lost my push, didn't I?
HHH: Ohhhhh, yeah.
Flair:....so
that's what I'd look like if I were 20 years younger and lost all my talent.
Darth Helmsley counters the Figure 4 with the Sith Force Choke
Ric Flair gets the decisive win with his own special version of the Vertebreaker. Shortly afterwards, I wake up.
Steiner was pretty impressed by how much weight Mark Henry had lost.
The legendary Texas Rattlesnake may be gone, but his legacy remained with his best students and proteges. A few weeks later, the Steveweisers won the World Tag Team Championships.